center of the gravity

ok. saturday night was a blast. and to azzerul, sorry me inda dapat datang. ada more important event than makan di rumah my kaka ipar's cousin's house. hahaha. well, di sana, kan menerima the prize for the cube competition. 

before that, there was a poco dance competition. i dont know what that is but it was fun watching the competition. watching them dance made me not feeling hungry, if u know what i mean. i dont think u understand. too hard to explain here but too easy if we face each other and talk. hahhah =D

so after that, prize giving ceremony lah. banyak lah prizes kana bagi. so then my name was called kan ambil the prize ah. suddenly people surrounding me just went "woooo

~" hahaah yeah when i received the prize lah. pasal the prize was a TV. hahahaa =D

cameras were all over me. hahaha =D

weird but true

so this is not a pumpkin. it's a coconut. yeah. well, believe it or not, i made this thing. hahahaha =D

on top of the coconut is the husk. next time, i'll make the angry one. =D

3 different sports in one night

last night.

went to my kaka ipar's cousin's house for the cube competition ah. before the game started, i played ping pong dulu pasal ada ping pong table ah di rumahnya ah. iatah. cool eh. 

lama sudah inda main. so belawan sama my big brother. HAHAHA baie handal ani wah ia ah. tidak disangka2. kana smashed lagi tu balik2. then belawan sama orang berumur. hahahah atu ya, bolanya semua swing. payah di balas wah and kana smashed jua.

so kalah ganya. tukar sport lah. main pool. this one was better. siuk main. inda bepaluh olehnya. belawan sama cousin ku and i won. ahahaha =D

then ada lagi my game with my other brother main pool after the cube competition. i lost and skali lagi belawan sama cousin ku for one more time. and i won =D hahaaha siuk eh.

but before that..

i met zurin. ia pun ada di sana. she's my kaka ipar's cousin. iatah.

anyway..

about the cube competition. entah ah. luckily that 20s girl inda dtg. so i won lah that competition. no need the details. the point is i won. atu saja. haha and my brother dapat no.2. hahaaah

now, waiting for my money to land in my pocket. kan bejalan bah iatah. tapi alum jua arrive. so i wait. 

tomorrow and yesterday

tomorrow

damn tomorrow. im gonna attend this cube competition. solving the cube of course. well this competition is not open to everyone, just among my family members. my brother said the prize is lumayan, better than what the ogdc had offered. haha. and he also said that to get number one, u have to solve it under twenty seconds. gila jua tu. i mean, i can barely solve it under 50s. and it will be my first cube competition. 

enough of tomorrow..

yesterday

went to izzah's place. buang stress. hahaha stayed there sampai 8pm. malam nya sleepover arah c ayyub's place with azeerul. 

stalked

lama sudah ni gambar ah. one of my stalking photos ni. well, masatu durang dua ani in the library, as usual. library is like the place for datings, even for the gays. 

in this picture, jazmi (left) was sitting with jon (right). bahapa durang? dating of course. nada lain. durang andangnya. dari comic ku wah ni durang couple ah. it turns out jadi banar.

well, i made a comic wah about these two guys ani, macam durang ani gay couple lah. sekali after durang habis reading the comic, what telah happened to them? coupled for real.

now, durang broke up sudah. jazmi jadi normal semula semenjak he found a pink rose. while jon found cuts on his foot. u dont understand? well, u dont have to. : )

hot vs cold

ani cerita pasal couple ani having their first date lah di ac mahmud restoran. well, u pernah pulang mendangar dah ni. so ani kira revision lah ah but this time ani different lah. me edit some parts.

so the couple, sorang laki2 and lagi satu bini2, durang ke ac.mahmud restoran lah. dua2 lagi first time ni ke restoran ah. baru buka bah, iatah. tau jua u all bruneians, if ada kadai baru di aga. iatahkan. something like that lah.

let me introduce u all dulu ah the couple ani. the guy namanya Roy and the girl namanya Moy. well, malas me gtau eh macamana durang ani couple apa. boring bah love story ani.

so durang masuk lah ke dalam restoran ani and duduk atas kerusi ah.

Roy: waiter, menu please!

Waiter: sorry ah, di sini kami inda serve menu. makanan and minuman adalah.

Roy: eh kan belurus u ani. inda bah, me mau list makanan and minuman bah.

Waiter: oh atu, kami mana ada. baru buka iatah alum bebuat. buat masane kami baru hidang teh tarik. well, u have two choices, yang panas and sajuk. if panas harganya 80c while yang sajuk harganya $1.20.

Roy: eh $1.20? mahal tu. me mau yang panas saja eh. Moy, u mau apa?

Moy: me mau yang sajuk saja eh.

Waiter: ok tu. coming right up.

while waiting for teh tarik bisdia. durang ani apa lagi, beromantiks lah.

Roy: beh, me lap u.

Moy: hee~ me lap u too~

Roy: bah, lakastah melap sama2.

anyway, 5 minit kemudian... teh tarik bisdia pun sampai.. so Moy pun minum lah dengan perlahan nya. maklumlah, boyfwen di dapan. act cool lah sikit. then suddenly c Roy ani, minumnya teh tarik nya ah sampai abis. tarus2 lagi tu. uncool eh. Moy pun hairan..

Moy: eh beh, baik inda panas tu? kenapa u taruskan abis atu? kenapa inda tunggu sajuk dulu?

Roy: eh mestilah panas2. if sajuk paksa tia me bayar $1.20...

Moy: *bangang*

the end.. ;)

flucked up questions

this is a picture of a lawyer asking some questions to the girl, the witness. well the girl can also be the criminal or the victim. so there are some questions that should remained untold. unfortunately, this lawyer is so stupid that he asked these questions..

• your father had a son, so how many brothers did u have?

• are u sleeping?
  

• who shot and killed you?

• so you said you went to that bar just to buy a beer, what were you doing in that bar?

• did your son kill you?

• if u had a son, then who was the mother of this son?

okay, i can't think any of these flucked up questions anymore. there are more questions just like these. maybe next time.

such companies

this company is called NBT. This company sells Toyota, motor vehicles. but actually NBT stands for Never Buy Toyota. weird huh. a company called Never Buy Toyota which sells Toyota.

this one is different. UPS does delivery service. they help us to send packages and mails to the others. do u know how fast we can receive the packages? just take a look at its name. UPS which stands for Umban Pun Sampai ;)

this one is also different. they sell shoes, mostly. so how this company gets so much profits? how does the company attract so many customers? Just BATA, Buy And Throw Away. weird moto.

ok guys, no offence to these companies. just kidding. or should i say, "eksen me" HAHAHA :D

Things You Can Do With The Sims

ani yang first try ku. i tried to mix supernatural sama saw. haha

second try. just saw. haha

such questions

1. What's the relationship of you and her/him?
her as in who i like kah? well entah ah. very close friend. too close to a relationship lah. if thats what u meant.
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?

perfect, attractive, funny, sweet and very unexpected.

3. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
i love u
4. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
lalala
5. If she/he becomes your lover, you will:
be closer to her
6. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will:
try to win her back
7. If she/he becomes your love, she/he has to improve on:
nothing
8. If she/he becomes your enemy, the reason is:
i broke her pencil. haha entah eh.
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her?
nanti tah ku tanya ia
10. The overall impression of him/her is:
ANYTIME~ ;D
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
mostly annoying
12. The characteristic that you think you have, is?
prasan cool. haha
13. On the contrary, the characteristic you hate of yourself is?
selalu tetidur
14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
chris brown? haha
15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them:
thanks for everything
16. 10 people you tag:

1. Entah
   
2. Azeerul
3. Aiman
4. Jon
5. Haziq
6. Shahrin
7. Ayyub
8. Iqbal
9. -
10. Mizan
    

17. Who is No. 2 having a relationship with?
sama c syidah. haha ya udah
18. No. 3 a male or female?
ia bonethug. haha inda kana mengena. well, mlm lelaki siang girl. haha
19. If No. 7 and No. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
awu, ok lah. inda jua overpopulated kan brunei ani. pasal gay. haha
20. How about No. 5 and No. 8?
kesian tu no.5 ah kana suruh masak makanan ganya oleh no.8 hehe
21. What is No. 1 studying about?
entah
22. Is No. 4 single?
awu.. widow~ haha
23. Say something about No. 6

rumahnya ada rockband. haha

B.A.B.I

So babi tiga survived from the crocodile attack. Babi tiga ani sebenarnya bukan nama sebenar. actually namanya banar ialah

Bubbly Abby Boo Ice

yeah, so to make it easier lah, we just call him babi. ok? since ia tinggal sorang ganya. no more babi tiga. just babi. anyways, u see babi ani went to kampung me. u know kg.sg hanching. where the sungai was a place for all the living things to urinate. urinate ani ertinya pee. anyways, iatah masa babi ani ke kampung me atu, hidung nya ani paling macho. well masane nada lah macho. that's why me kan becerita ani kan tell u all kenapa hidung nya dulu lain, sekarang ani lain.

as i told u guys before, babi ani hidung ani the machoest wah. like the photo below


iatah, cool jua tu hidungnya ah. so he went to the kampung me atu after kawan kawannya yang lain jadi dinner buaya ah. u know kan kampung me ani kejarangan jua kan ada babi ani. iatah, masa animals animals lain meliat babi ani ah macam tarus tepikat wah. iatah babi ani dapat tah banyak love letters apa. kadang kadang chocolate masak kari. and sometimes chocolate masak kicap. tapi membari heran, nada babi ani di rejected nya semua the girls ah, even the boys. haha

so as the time goes, which andangnya jua masa ani begarak. nada mau beranti. banar. makin sombong tia babi ani. sombong and bongkak. everytime babi ani bejalan, ramai tah animals yang lain ikut ikut ia ani. ada yang di belakang, kiri and kanan. maybe di atas jua. so jalan punya jalan, makin proud ia ani babi ah. mun ada binatang cakap, "pheewit!" tutup mata tia tu babi ah. kira bangga lah ya tu. ia tutup mata and kepala nya ke atas. paham paham saja lah.

but then the guys yang lain ani jeles lah. macam binatang bini2 ani ah, sanggup jadi virgin to save for the babi ah. handsome banar jua tu. one night masa babi ani tidur, the binatang yang guys planned a plan in a secret place, bawah pokok pisang. nah, inda tia jadi secret. astee. so the next day, babi ani bejalan lah kan mencari ayam bini me ah. masih ia alum dapat dapat nya. then as usual ramai tia bini2 ani cakap pheewit. inda mau branti. as usual tutup mata tia babi ani. as usual proud lah c babi ani.

tiba-tiba

datang tia sekumpulan guys ani. ani bukannya as usual ni. so the guys ani bubut nya babi ani, while the girls masih cakap pheewit ah. nada mau branti. babi ani tau ia kana bubut. so belari tia ia ani dari the guys ani while tutup matanya pasal the giirls inda mau branti cakap pheewit ah. then telanggar tia babi ani satu pokok. basar pokok ani. karas lagi tu. so bangun tia babi ani. inda semana mana, lari tarus the girls ah, the guys jua lari ketakutan. well, i guess u know sudah what happened arah babi ani.


hidungnya berubah forever. semenjak atu babi modern ani behidung tah like di atas ah. but babi ani bersabar lah and berharap akan berjumpa ayam bini ani to fulfill babi dua's dying wish...

the end