B.A.B.I

So babi tiga survived from the crocodile attack. Babi tiga ani sebenarnya bukan nama sebenar. actually namanya banar ialah

Bubbly Abby Boo Ice

yeah, so to make it easier lah, we just call him babi. ok? since ia tinggal sorang ganya. no more babi tiga. just babi. anyways, u see babi ani went to kampung me. u know kg.sg hanching. where the sungai was a place for all the living things to urinate. urinate ani ertinya pee. anyways, iatah masa babi ani ke kampung me atu, hidung nya ani paling macho. well masane nada lah macho. that's why me kan becerita ani kan tell u all kenapa hidung nya dulu lain, sekarang ani lain.

as i told u guys before, babi ani hidung ani the machoest wah. like the photo below


iatah, cool jua tu hidungnya ah. so he went to the kampung me atu after kawan kawannya yang lain jadi dinner buaya ah. u know kan kampung me ani kejarangan jua kan ada babi ani. iatah, masa animals animals lain meliat babi ani ah macam tarus tepikat wah. iatah babi ani dapat tah banyak love letters apa. kadang kadang chocolate masak kari. and sometimes chocolate masak kicap. tapi membari heran, nada babi ani di rejected nya semua the girls ah, even the boys. haha

so as the time goes, which andangnya jua masa ani begarak. nada mau beranti. banar. makin sombong tia babi ani. sombong and bongkak. everytime babi ani bejalan, ramai tah animals yang lain ikut ikut ia ani. ada yang di belakang, kiri and kanan. maybe di atas jua. so jalan punya jalan, makin proud ia ani babi ah. mun ada binatang cakap, "pheewit!" tutup mata tia tu babi ah. kira bangga lah ya tu. ia tutup mata and kepala nya ke atas. paham paham saja lah.

but then the guys yang lain ani jeles lah. macam binatang bini2 ani ah, sanggup jadi virgin to save for the babi ah. handsome banar jua tu. one night masa babi ani tidur, the binatang yang guys planned a plan in a secret place, bawah pokok pisang. nah, inda tia jadi secret. astee. so the next day, babi ani bejalan lah kan mencari ayam bini me ah. masih ia alum dapat dapat nya. then as usual ramai tia bini2 ani cakap pheewit. inda mau branti. as usual tutup mata tia babi ani. as usual proud lah c babi ani.

tiba-tiba

datang tia sekumpulan guys ani. ani bukannya as usual ni. so the guys ani bubut nya babi ani, while the girls masih cakap pheewit ah. nada mau branti. babi ani tau ia kana bubut. so belari tia ia ani dari the guys ani while tutup matanya pasal the giirls inda mau branti cakap pheewit ah. then telanggar tia babi ani satu pokok. basar pokok ani. karas lagi tu. so bangun tia babi ani. inda semana mana, lari tarus the girls ah, the guys jua lari ketakutan. well, i guess u know sudah what happened arah babi ani.


hidungnya berubah forever. semenjak atu babi modern ani behidung tah like di atas ah. but babi ani bersabar lah and berharap akan berjumpa ayam bini ani to fulfill babi dua's dying wish...

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