clever doctor

this is a story that i read long time ago. hahahaha

so one day a married couple datang lah to this doctor and told their problem. the couple's problem was the wife couldn't have baby. but the husband was fine. his sperms were fertile but the wife got a problem.

"cana tah ni, doc? aku inda dapat beanak ah. balik2 dah kami mencuba, sampai hubby lalah," she explained.

"eh banar wah? ani masalah besar ni." replied the doctor.

then the doctor explained that the wife was gonna die in two months. because of she had a problem with her reproductive system.

so the couple pun sedih lah. for two months atu, the wife barutah sadar kan ingati tuhan. selera makan pun kurang. macam dulu macam lampuh, then kurus. apakan. paham u? me pun.

anyways, after two months atu, the wife didnt die as what the doctor expected. so the couple went to see the doctor lagi.

"ah, welcome back!" welcomed the doctor.

"apakan. alum jua ku mati ni," complained the wife.

"yeah, i lied. but your previous problem is solved," explained the doctor.

"maksud u?" asked the wife.

"inda. anu bah. kau inda kan mati. it's just the sperms entrance to the ovum atu blocked by the your own fats bah. iatah. so i told u, u were gonna die. i know if urang tau kan mati, selera makan kamu bekurangan. iatah. paham u? me pun," explained the doctor.

"banar. banar," she agreed.

so the couple tried lagi and then the wife got pregnant. dapat twins tah plg nah. yeah, kuasa tuhan.

the end

so i heard

dear pu1 students of 2009,

so it was my idea to set up a camp. just for you guys. especially for you. by "you" i mean, the you "u". yeah. so we are trying to make a profit here. a camp for "u" grades. grades of o levels. so i thought when the o level results are out, there are two types of results, the good one and the not good one.

so the good ones will be happy and just go home and tell their parents. but for the not good ones, has two choices. either go home and get spank or not go home and do not get spank. so to the ones who do not go home and do not get spank, they can join the camp, my camp. the entrance fee is $2 per person. and there's a consultant there who's gonna tell your parents how good you are in the school. yeah.

so if u wanna join, just tell me.

p/s: this was actually jon's idea. it's a scam. he just wanna steal your money. so blame him. not me. thanks. kick him, if u want to. just dont too hard. he may have a reinforcement from the forest.

dear A ♥

hey pretty lady ;)

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, LOVE!

i will never forget this sweet moment. even just for a while. but malam nya ok kan, babe? ;P u know what i mean jua. hahahaha =D

you are so young. i mean for a prau1 student. hahahah in fact, you are the youngest among prau1 2009. hahaah.

i hope you'll get an excellent o level result. 

love,

Z

deep into the ocean

damn ni story ah. told by my brother masa in a long que di Giant.. so the story starts like this..

ada this guy, buta lah. cant see a thing, just darkness. ia selalunya wandering around di bandar apa. macam inda pulang crazy. macam baginya baik ia mati saja bah. andangnya emo sikit ni. then one day..

to be continued..







eksen me.. hhahaahah






so iatahkan one day, ada this girl kan macam kesian ia kan this buta guy. so tolongnya lah si buta ani. macam kan everyday lah this girl tolong si buta ani. sudah lama-kelamaan macam rapat tia durang ani kan. macam couple bah. tapi inda. paham u? me pun.

so this buta guy macam suka lah this girl and suddenly said, "if datanglah penglihatan me ani and dapat liat mua u yang inda me pernah liat sebelum ani.. me akan kahwin kan u ani.. banar"

dengan takdir Illahi, kana tipun tia si buta ani oleh doktor. rupanya si buta guy wandering around di bandar kan menunggu kana call oleh doktornya if ada penderma mata. sekali ada tia jua. tanpa berfikir si buta pun setuju lah.

so operation exchange mata pun dijalankan. dan operation itu dijalankan dengan lancar. after that, si buta ani pun dapat meliat. then ada tia bini2 ani didapan nya ani.

bini2: ingat u masih kan me?
si not-buta-anymore: mmm.. siapa ah?
bini2: well masa u buta me lah selalu tolong u.
si not-buta-anymore: oh atu. terima kasih kan atas bantuan u ah.
bini2: dont mention it. btw, masa u buta, u pernah becakap if u dapat liat mua me u tarus kawin sama me. so apa macam?
si not-buta-anymore: ish. malas ku lagi eh. bida ah mua mu ah.
bini2: *sniff sniff* inda apalah. me tau perkara ani akan terjadi. so ani sajalah relationship kitani. btw, jaga bisai2 ah mata me ah....

THE END

prepare for the o level results

dear mum,

mom, i went to the school yesterday and found out that the school was on fire. i think it was because of an aeroplane full of o level result slips crashed on my school. so im sorry to say that the school will not be open until the end of this year.

and all the teachers were killed except some of my favourite teachers. i didnt hear anything from the principal, maybe because she planned all of these. yeah, believe it or not. maybe the principal was scared of the o level results. she was so scared that she actually burned the slips and caused all the fire.

p/s: mom, these are actually lies. i'm just afraid that my o level results will make you mad. hee