center of the gravity

ok. saturday night was a blast. and to azzerul, sorry me inda dapat datang. ada more important event than makan di rumah my kaka ipar's cousin's house. hahaha. well, di sana, kan menerima the prize for the cube competition. 

before that, there was a poco dance competition. i dont know what that is but it was fun watching the competition. watching them dance made me not feeling hungry, if u know what i mean. i dont think u understand. too hard to explain here but too easy if we face each other and talk. hahhah =D

so after that, prize giving ceremony lah. banyak lah prizes kana bagi. so then my name was called kan ambil the prize ah. suddenly people surrounding me just went "woooo

~" hahaah yeah when i received the prize lah. pasal the prize was a TV. hahahaa =D

cameras were all over me. hahaha =D

weird but true

so this is not a pumpkin. it's a coconut. yeah. well, believe it or not, i made this thing. hahahaha =D

on top of the coconut is the husk. next time, i'll make the angry one. =D

3 different sports in one night

last night.

went to my kaka ipar's cousin's house for the cube competition ah. before the game started, i played ping pong dulu pasal ada ping pong table ah di rumahnya ah. iatah. cool eh. 

lama sudah inda main. so belawan sama my big brother. HAHAHA baie handal ani wah ia ah. tidak disangka2. kana smashed lagi tu balik2. then belawan sama orang berumur. hahahah atu ya, bolanya semua swing. payah di balas wah and kana smashed jua.

so kalah ganya. tukar sport lah. main pool. this one was better. siuk main. inda bepaluh olehnya. belawan sama cousin ku and i won. ahahaha =D

then ada lagi my game with my other brother main pool after the cube competition. i lost and skali lagi belawan sama cousin ku for one more time. and i won =D hahaaha siuk eh.

but before that..

i met zurin. ia pun ada di sana. she's my kaka ipar's cousin. iatah.

anyway..

about the cube competition. entah ah. luckily that 20s girl inda dtg. so i won lah that competition. no need the details. the point is i won. atu saja. haha and my brother dapat no.2. hahaaah

now, waiting for my money to land in my pocket. kan bejalan bah iatah. tapi alum jua arrive. so i wait. 

tomorrow and yesterday

tomorrow

damn tomorrow. im gonna attend this cube competition. solving the cube of course. well this competition is not open to everyone, just among my family members. my brother said the prize is lumayan, better than what the ogdc had offered. haha. and he also said that to get number one, u have to solve it under twenty seconds. gila jua tu. i mean, i can barely solve it under 50s. and it will be my first cube competition. 

enough of tomorrow..

yesterday

went to izzah's place. buang stress. hahaha stayed there sampai 8pm. malam nya sleepover arah c ayyub's place with azeerul. 

stalked

lama sudah ni gambar ah. one of my stalking photos ni. well, masatu durang dua ani in the library, as usual. library is like the place for datings, even for the gays. 

in this picture, jazmi (left) was sitting with jon (right). bahapa durang? dating of course. nada lain. durang andangnya. dari comic ku wah ni durang couple ah. it turns out jadi banar.

well, i made a comic wah about these two guys ani, macam durang ani gay couple lah. sekali after durang habis reading the comic, what telah happened to them? coupled for real.

now, durang broke up sudah. jazmi jadi normal semula semenjak he found a pink rose. while jon found cuts on his foot. u dont understand? well, u dont have to. : )

hot vs cold

ani cerita pasal couple ani having their first date lah di ac mahmud restoran. well, u pernah pulang mendangar dah ni. so ani kira revision lah ah but this time ani different lah. me edit some parts.

so the couple, sorang laki2 and lagi satu bini2, durang ke ac.mahmud restoran lah. dua2 lagi first time ni ke restoran ah. baru buka bah, iatah. tau jua u all bruneians, if ada kadai baru di aga. iatahkan. something like that lah.

let me introduce u all dulu ah the couple ani. the guy namanya Roy and the girl namanya Moy. well, malas me gtau eh macamana durang ani couple apa. boring bah love story ani.

so durang masuk lah ke dalam restoran ani and duduk atas kerusi ah.

Roy: waiter, menu please!

Waiter: sorry ah, di sini kami inda serve menu. makanan and minuman adalah.

Roy: eh kan belurus u ani. inda bah, me mau list makanan and minuman bah.

Waiter: oh atu, kami mana ada. baru buka iatah alum bebuat. buat masane kami baru hidang teh tarik. well, u have two choices, yang panas and sajuk. if panas harganya 80c while yang sajuk harganya $1.20.

Roy: eh $1.20? mahal tu. me mau yang panas saja eh. Moy, u mau apa?

Moy: me mau yang sajuk saja eh.

Waiter: ok tu. coming right up.

while waiting for teh tarik bisdia. durang ani apa lagi, beromantiks lah.

Roy: beh, me lap u.

Moy: hee~ me lap u too~

Roy: bah, lakastah melap sama2.

anyway, 5 minit kemudian... teh tarik bisdia pun sampai.. so Moy pun minum lah dengan perlahan nya. maklumlah, boyfwen di dapan. act cool lah sikit. then suddenly c Roy ani, minumnya teh tarik nya ah sampai abis. tarus2 lagi tu. uncool eh. Moy pun hairan..

Moy: eh beh, baik inda panas tu? kenapa u taruskan abis atu? kenapa inda tunggu sajuk dulu?

Roy: eh mestilah panas2. if sajuk paksa tia me bayar $1.20...

Moy: *bangang*

the end.. ;)

flucked up questions

this is a picture of a lawyer asking some questions to the girl, the witness. well the girl can also be the criminal or the victim. so there are some questions that should remained untold. unfortunately, this lawyer is so stupid that he asked these questions..

• your father had a son, so how many brothers did u have?

• are u sleeping?
  

• who shot and killed you?

• so you said you went to that bar just to buy a beer, what were you doing in that bar?

• did your son kill you?

• if u had a son, then who was the mother of this son?

okay, i can't think any of these flucked up questions anymore. there are more questions just like these. maybe next time.