prepare for the o level results

dear mum,

mom, i went to the school yesterday and found out that the school was on fire. i think it was because of an aeroplane full of o level result slips crashed on my school. so im sorry to say that the school will not be open until the end of this year.

and all the teachers were killed except some of my favourite teachers. i didnt hear anything from the principal, maybe because she planned all of these. yeah, believe it or not. maybe the principal was scared of the o level results. she was so scared that she actually burned the slips and caused all the fire.

p/s: mom, these are actually lies. i'm just afraid that my o level results will make you mad. hee