Ngians

Ak.Zul-Fikar Ikram
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Pg.Hj.Hamdani
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Pg.Mat Jair
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Pg.Sambas
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Pg.Aliuddin
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Pg.Abu Bakar

So ani the names on me punya bos laki side. so to anak ngians out there if sama nama kitani punya nini boy gtau me. besaudara tah tani tu. me still searching pulg nama nini boys me ani sampai Sultan Muhammad Shah jua. let the ngians re-unite for once and for all.

the 7 things I like about you

1. your laugh
2. you laughed at almost all the jokes I told you
3. your hair
4. your eyes
5. your personality
6. you are hot!
7. you make me love you

kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 2 (baca part 1 dlu if alum baca part 2)

*bunyi pinggan mangkuk katil kerusi tilam bantal meja berterbangan*

Chicken Bini: Mana tia jarum ani? Tadi ada ya.

Kebetulan C-Fox dtg ke rumah Chicken Bini masatu kan minta balik jarumnya ah.

C-Fox: Hey beh, lama nda jumpa. bekurabatan rumah u ani. ada cyclone hurricane hit u punya place kah?
Chicken Bini: Nada beh. atu bah, jarum u ah. iatah manis.
C-Fox: apa yg manis nya?
Chicken Bini: Nda, maksud me atu ilang bah jarum u ah.
C-Fox: APA??? ilang beh??? U tau brapa me membali jarum emas atu. dari China lagi tu.
Chicken Bini: Bukannya satu kan? Eh apakan, maksud u harganya kah? hehe mana me tau.
C-Fox: Me bukan main2 ni. Baik u cari sampai dapat! mun nda relationship tani mcm c-jon sama mijj ni. tapi nada break sebulan psl me and u mana ada exams.
Chicken Bini: Sorry lah beh, me mana jua sengaja. sorry wah.
C-Fox: Sorry naik truck! eh, maksud me sorry naik lorry! nda apa me bagi u satu jam untuk u mencari jarum atu. paham u? me pun. *sambil menjeling lalu keluar dari rumah Chicken Bini*

Chicken Bini: LAI! OH LAI!
Chicks tiga ekong: Kenapa meh?
Chicken Bini: Anu u hati mulia dgni mencari jarum C-Fox. U two yg suka ngurat liat liati C-Fox.
Chicks tiga ekong: YES MA'AM!




Sejam kemudian.

C-Fox: Bah mana tia jarum ah?
Chicken Bini: Alum lagi dapat beh. Give me more time.
C-Fox: Adeh, diberi paha mahu lagi batis. Sorry lah beh, tiada maaf bagi u.

Sejak kejadian itu, semua keturunan ayam pun masih mencari jarum emas atu sampai ari ani. iatah when u liat ayam, slalu tu mcm mematuk tanah ah. sbenarnya durg atu mencari jarum emas atu. while semua keturunan musang suka makan ayam psalnya jarum emas nini durg alum bebalikkan. astee~

the end.

bah Chicken Bini and chicks, thanks eh for the lakonan u all ah. Bah chicks, jgn malu2 makan tah.
Chicks: Yea~

what is it?

last year, 2007.

me: doctor, what is it?
doctor: it's hard to explain. i can only say this, there's something missing in your body.
me: whats that suppose to mean?
doctor: sooner or later u will find the cause of this sickness. don't come to me until you discover the cause.

now, 2008

so i've been having this so-called sickness since last year. its like almost one year now and im still searching the cause. currently, im having my o level exams. everytime i went into the exam hall, the sickness just simply cured. but how? and why? thats when i realized there's like a hole in my body. was it because of bacteria in my body releasing acid and started to destroy the surrounding just like what happen when you have a tooth decay. but this tooth decay was right in my chest. chest? was it the ribcage? lungs? veins? arteries? after that, ive been reading biology notes chapters 7 and 8. those chapters were about human circulation system and respiration. ive read those chapters like hundreds of times already but still couldn't find the cause. now the hole is getting deeper. what is it, doctor? what is it? but at least i found the cure. but when i went to the exam hall with no one around, the sickness did not cure. but how? and why? so i looked through my biology notes for one last time. there i found out an organ right in my chest. how could i miss that part? now the first question that ive been asking myself is now answered. the answer is simple, love. now, i also know the missing part in my body, my heart. now, i also know about the cure, its because of her.

the end.

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kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 1

starring:

• the chicken bini. black feathered with red beak
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• the chick. anak yg berhati mulia.

• and the other two chicks. suka ngurat chicks mcm c shahmi homo.

synopsis: once upon a time, there was a fox named C-Fox and a hen called Chicken Bini. bisdurg ani tinggal di satu kawasan yg indah. manis tmpat nya atu. so me called that place Manis. everyday, bisdurg ani lived happily, saling tolong menolong to each other. relationship durg ani kirakan mcm "zeerul sama syidah" bukan "jon sama mijj" eh. astee. one fine day, dtg tia Chicken Bini ani ke rumah C-Fox. Chicken Bini ani ada hajat kan ditanya arah C-Fox.

Chicken Bini: Beh, me dgr u ada imported jarum emas dari China?
C-Fox: Awu beh. kenapakan?
Chicken Bini: Nada papa beh. sebenarnya me kan minjam jarum u atu. me dgr jarum emas ani dpt menjahit baju kurung sepuluh pasang sehari.
C-Fox: Oh, u kan menjahit kah? Untuk raya kah? manis u ani. ok lah me minjam kan lah arah u. jgn ilang ah. *sambil memberi jarum emas kepada Chicken Bini*
Chicken Bini: Thanks beh eh, me owe u one. btw jarum ani nada melamine kan? Tau tah u masa ani, prodak dari China ani be-melamine kaliah.
C-Fox: iakah? nada me tau eh. astee
Chicken Bini: astee. nda u baca Media Diamond kah? banyak kaliah psl melamine. psl stalker pun ada.
C-Fox: rupanya beh, u ani pandai membaca. baru me tau. *sambil ketawa manja*

lapas atu, Chicken Bini pun balik ke rumahnya. dtg ke rumah tarus tia men-test jarum atu sama iodine solution. nasib jua nda turns blue black. mun awu, ada tia melamine nya ah. so ever since ia terdapt jarum atu. menjahit tia gnya. tiba-tiba...

bersambung...

macam mana kan jadi pro stalker mcm me

semakin hari semakin banyak stalker di brunei ani.. atu lah yg me baca arah Media Diamond *kes nda tebali media permata". tapi mostly nya kedapatan lah yg stalker atu.. alum pro lah tu ertinya. bukan mcm me. me ani boleh lah dikira pro. jgn risau bebs, me ada tips untuk u all. share2 ah. jgn berabut. hehehe.

mula mula u masukkan ruti paun sama perencah kari QBB. eh salah, atu resipi ruti paun masak kari yg me liat arah rampai pagi tadi pagi ni. ish ish ish.

sebenarnya u bebs mesti ada perasaan curious terhadap bebs lain. paham u? me pun. tapi jgn terlampau curious jua, kata orang mukanya putih ckp "curiousity killed the cat" paham u? me pun. so as u bebs feeling curious, jalan jalan tah ke sana sini. jgn ke rumah me eh.. hehehe. then if u bebs tjumpa something weird ambil gambar atu tarus. tapi u bebs mesti ingat.. ni nah tips nya ah, awal2 ambil gambar dari jauh mcm gambar di bawah.


gambar ani msa me di skool me. msatu me kan otw ke 'restoran kantin jual makanan dan minuman'. andangnya panjang tu nama restoran skool me. makanan nya pun panjang2. astee. btw during stalking mesti pakai jacket even though panas. jacketnya mesti ada hood. paham u? me pun. so u bebs punya next is to take the picture closer mcm gambar bawah ani.


tapi meba'i heran jua tu ah. lelaki sama lelaki bejalan sama2. hmm.. me wonder kn kemna durg ani merayau. hmm.. *btw, everytime me buat "hmm" ertinya me bepikir* next is to ikut saja wherever they are going. mcm me rupanya durg kan ke library.. tapi sama2?? heran. sungguh mengherankan. pastu ambil tia gambar durg atu. jgn buang masa.


astee, buka kan pintu untuk si baju pe lagi tu.. so manis. astee. then ikut sja kedalam. this is where the part stalker kana patan. tapi u bebs mesti act cool k. baca saja conversation berikutnya ah. see how cool i was.

baju pe guy: manis u ani, rupanya u ani ikutkan us all the time.
me: nadalah.

apamcm? cool kan me atu. astee. so part ani u bebs mesti not sure sama ada durg tau or not bahawa u ani stalking durg. so awal2 eksen ambil gambar durg. and then when they sadar barutah u ambil kesempatan. part anitah where they start to think u bebs fkir ambil gambar durg for fun and thats when they start to pose. in me punya case mcm gambar di bawah ani durg mcm candid. paham u? me pun.


astee.. rupanya durang ani.. paham paham saja mun laki2 bedua2an di library. hehehe *ketawa manja*

btw, sebenarnya me ambil gambar ani kelmarin pulg. pham u? mun paham oklah. *kenapa? u pkir me kan buat "me pun"*