kisah edward cullen part 4

author's note:
this is the moment you've been waiting for. this is the moment you've been craving for. this is the ending of a story which has already been told to the world and retold by me *my story is better :P* please sit down and relax. open ur shirts, trousers, socks and underwear before reading this story because it will be a very hot one :p

the story starts here..

~Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven Will it be the same~
~If I saw you in heaven I must be strong, and carry on Cause I know I don't belong~
~Here in heaven~

edward cullen: adeh, kenal me ni. lagu erik corrupted-ton. nice song. reminds me of her. *sobs*

so rupanya edward cullen ke syurga~ well ia mati kana bunuh bah masa mencari rezeki iatah dikirakan mati mulia tu. tiba-tiba malaikat datang. yeah~ *nada bowh*

malaikat: edward, edward. bedarah2 bdn u ani. btw, welcome to the heaven!
edward cullen: HEAVEN? iawah? damn~ akhir nya sampai jua me ksni. eh apa heaven anikan?
malaikat. astee, heaven ani the place where u can have sex everyday without ngaleh. drink beer as much as u can and u will never get drunk.
edward cullen: wow, manis tampatnya ani ah. like my cribs in the mtv cribs.
malaikat: cribs mu? adeh stop talking crap and starts talking like a crab.
edward cullen: adeh belawanan u ani. *ilang tarus idea*

tiba-tiba. malaikat besar pun datang. God msatu cuti ke Narnia kan c jumpa c lion ah c Aslan.

malaikat big: eh edward, we've been expecting u. kamah badan u ani. baiktah me cuci kan u dulu di perigi kausar ah.
edward cullen. thanks beb.
malaikat big: wait a minute!
edward cullen: u pun tau jua lagu PCD atu. astee~
malaikat big: inda bah, bukannya darah JOKO kan tu?
edward cullen: errrrr, auu *kajar2 mcm aku kajar2 ari atu ah* kenapakan?
malaikat big: kami ani ada issue wah. pasal c joko ani. dulu ia...

let me tell u cana. well joko died in a mulia way. so went to heaven. sudah ia di heaven galap tarus bah syurga ah. so joko kana antar ke neraka. di neraka, sudah ia disna, tarang mendarang bah neraka ah. kalah syurga. syaitan mana suka tarang2. so kana antar tah saja ke dunia..

edward cullen: so what? jubur mu bejarawat?
malaikat big: well darah u atu darah c joko. kami inda menerima anything dari c joko. so edward cullen paksa tah kami antar u ke neraka..
edward cullen: TIDAK AKU TAK PECAYEEE~

then ke neraka tia ia. baru jua kan masuk ke neraka ada tia syaitan ani.

syaitan: u lagi. eh, apakan ni. majal jua eh. cubatah insaf tah dapat jua ke syurga.
edward cullen: well me dari syurga bah, tapi ada darah joko dalam bdn me ani. inda tia kana terima. kana antar tarus ke sini.
syaitan: gerenti malaikat big punya kraja ni. sbenarnya kami pun nda accept c joko bah. sorry lah.
edward cullen: apa? ke dunia tah me balik ni?
syaitan: paksa jua kan. inda apa if u ke dunia this time gerenti inda mati. well me tau u masih mau siruk darah bini2 rite?
edward cullen: yeah..
syaitan: well, me ada recommendation untuk u. this time nada u mati2 ni. well are now one of the non-living things

tuk tak tuk tak tuk tak.... apakan tu ah ertinya ah tuk tak tuk ah? me pun.

sudh di dunia. tau u apa ia jadi? well cuba tah u teka. non-living thing, tapi isap darah bini2. well if u mau cari edward cullen masane bejuritan tu di kadai2. well u aga saja hua ho. if u teliat the word "kotex" ia udah tu c edward cullen ah. paham u? me pun. hehehehhehe