introduction:
edward cullen is a vampire in twilight. what was his story? how did he actually become a vampire? what did happen to edward cullen after twilight?
the story starts like this..
long time ago before edward cullen ani sebenarnya kelawar same as bat but not the same as batman which the same as dark knight. kelawar dahulunya memang samseng. liat bini2 lawa disiruk darah bini2 atu.
edward cullen: nyaman darah beh ani eh. tata~ *lapas siruk tarus pecut*
edward cullen anikan sebenarnya handsome banar. kalah me *eksen me* iatah ia sng2 saja dapat menyiruk darah bini2 bejalan, berlari, berehat, berunggau and me begurau. hehehe oleh kerana kan tiap2 hari menyiruk ganya, obese tia ia ani. meaning bukan lagi bat tapi fatbat. inda tia gana gunai c edward cullen ani.
edward cullen: joko~ u are my only hope. im hungry.
tapi c joko pun nda beguna bah edward cullen ah. fat banar jua udah tu c edward cullen ah. well nada orang beguna kan kedia, bunuh diri tia ia~ jeng jeng jeng..
bersambung...
p/s: joko ani bini2 paling bida dalam dunia based on a true story tu beh.
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