Ngians

Ak.Zul-Fikar Ikram
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Pg.Hj.Hamdani
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Pg.Mat Jair
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Pg.Sambas
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Pg.Aliuddin
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Pg.Abu Bakar

So ani the names on me punya bos laki side. so to anak ngians out there if sama nama kitani punya nini boy gtau me. besaudara tah tani tu. me still searching pulg nama nini boys me ani sampai Sultan Muhammad Shah jua. let the ngians re-unite for once and for all.

the 7 things I like about you

1. your laugh
2. you laughed at almost all the jokes I told you
3. your hair
4. your eyes
5. your personality
6. you are hot!
7. you make me love you

kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 2 (baca part 1 dlu if alum baca part 2)

*bunyi pinggan mangkuk katil kerusi tilam bantal meja berterbangan*

Chicken Bini: Mana tia jarum ani? Tadi ada ya.

Kebetulan C-Fox dtg ke rumah Chicken Bini masatu kan minta balik jarumnya ah.

C-Fox: Hey beh, lama nda jumpa. bekurabatan rumah u ani. ada cyclone hurricane hit u punya place kah?
Chicken Bini: Nada beh. atu bah, jarum u ah. iatah manis.
C-Fox: apa yg manis nya?
Chicken Bini: Nda, maksud me atu ilang bah jarum u ah.
C-Fox: APA??? ilang beh??? U tau brapa me membali jarum emas atu. dari China lagi tu.
Chicken Bini: Bukannya satu kan? Eh apakan, maksud u harganya kah? hehe mana me tau.
C-Fox: Me bukan main2 ni. Baik u cari sampai dapat! mun nda relationship tani mcm c-jon sama mijj ni. tapi nada break sebulan psl me and u mana ada exams.
Chicken Bini: Sorry lah beh, me mana jua sengaja. sorry wah.
C-Fox: Sorry naik truck! eh, maksud me sorry naik lorry! nda apa me bagi u satu jam untuk u mencari jarum atu. paham u? me pun. *sambil menjeling lalu keluar dari rumah Chicken Bini*

Chicken Bini: LAI! OH LAI!
Chicks tiga ekong: Kenapa meh?
Chicken Bini: Anu u hati mulia dgni mencari jarum C-Fox. U two yg suka ngurat liat liati C-Fox.
Chicks tiga ekong: YES MA'AM!




Sejam kemudian.

C-Fox: Bah mana tia jarum ah?
Chicken Bini: Alum lagi dapat beh. Give me more time.
C-Fox: Adeh, diberi paha mahu lagi batis. Sorry lah beh, tiada maaf bagi u.

Sejak kejadian itu, semua keturunan ayam pun masih mencari jarum emas atu sampai ari ani. iatah when u liat ayam, slalu tu mcm mematuk tanah ah. sbenarnya durg atu mencari jarum emas atu. while semua keturunan musang suka makan ayam psalnya jarum emas nini durg alum bebalikkan. astee~

the end.

bah Chicken Bini and chicks, thanks eh for the lakonan u all ah. Bah chicks, jgn malu2 makan tah.
Chicks: Yea~

what is it?

last year, 2007.

me: doctor, what is it?
doctor: it's hard to explain. i can only say this, there's something missing in your body.
me: whats that suppose to mean?
doctor: sooner or later u will find the cause of this sickness. don't come to me until you discover the cause.

now, 2008

so i've been having this so-called sickness since last year. its like almost one year now and im still searching the cause. currently, im having my o level exams. everytime i went into the exam hall, the sickness just simply cured. but how? and why? thats when i realized there's like a hole in my body. was it because of bacteria in my body releasing acid and started to destroy the surrounding just like what happen when you have a tooth decay. but this tooth decay was right in my chest. chest? was it the ribcage? lungs? veins? arteries? after that, ive been reading biology notes chapters 7 and 8. those chapters were about human circulation system and respiration. ive read those chapters like hundreds of times already but still couldn't find the cause. now the hole is getting deeper. what is it, doctor? what is it? but at least i found the cure. but when i went to the exam hall with no one around, the sickness did not cure. but how? and why? so i looked through my biology notes for one last time. there i found out an organ right in my chest. how could i miss that part? now the first question that ive been asking myself is now answered. the answer is simple, love. now, i also know the missing part in my body, my heart. now, i also know about the cure, its because of her.

the end.

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kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 1

starring:

• the chicken bini. black feathered with red beak
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• the chick. anak yg berhati mulia.

• and the other two chicks. suka ngurat chicks mcm c shahmi homo.

synopsis: once upon a time, there was a fox named C-Fox and a hen called Chicken Bini. bisdurg ani tinggal di satu kawasan yg indah. manis tmpat nya atu. so me called that place Manis. everyday, bisdurg ani lived happily, saling tolong menolong to each other. relationship durg ani kirakan mcm "zeerul sama syidah" bukan "jon sama mijj" eh. astee. one fine day, dtg tia Chicken Bini ani ke rumah C-Fox. Chicken Bini ani ada hajat kan ditanya arah C-Fox.

Chicken Bini: Beh, me dgr u ada imported jarum emas dari China?
C-Fox: Awu beh. kenapakan?
Chicken Bini: Nada papa beh. sebenarnya me kan minjam jarum u atu. me dgr jarum emas ani dpt menjahit baju kurung sepuluh pasang sehari.
C-Fox: Oh, u kan menjahit kah? Untuk raya kah? manis u ani. ok lah me minjam kan lah arah u. jgn ilang ah. *sambil memberi jarum emas kepada Chicken Bini*
Chicken Bini: Thanks beh eh, me owe u one. btw jarum ani nada melamine kan? Tau tah u masa ani, prodak dari China ani be-melamine kaliah.
C-Fox: iakah? nada me tau eh. astee
Chicken Bini: astee. nda u baca Media Diamond kah? banyak kaliah psl melamine. psl stalker pun ada.
C-Fox: rupanya beh, u ani pandai membaca. baru me tau. *sambil ketawa manja*

lapas atu, Chicken Bini pun balik ke rumahnya. dtg ke rumah tarus tia men-test jarum atu sama iodine solution. nasib jua nda turns blue black. mun awu, ada tia melamine nya ah. so ever since ia terdapt jarum atu. menjahit tia gnya. tiba-tiba...

bersambung...

macam mana kan jadi pro stalker mcm me

semakin hari semakin banyak stalker di brunei ani.. atu lah yg me baca arah Media Diamond *kes nda tebali media permata". tapi mostly nya kedapatan lah yg stalker atu.. alum pro lah tu ertinya. bukan mcm me. me ani boleh lah dikira pro. jgn risau bebs, me ada tips untuk u all. share2 ah. jgn berabut. hehehe.

mula mula u masukkan ruti paun sama perencah kari QBB. eh salah, atu resipi ruti paun masak kari yg me liat arah rampai pagi tadi pagi ni. ish ish ish.

sebenarnya u bebs mesti ada perasaan curious terhadap bebs lain. paham u? me pun. tapi jgn terlampau curious jua, kata orang mukanya putih ckp "curiousity killed the cat" paham u? me pun. so as u bebs feeling curious, jalan jalan tah ke sana sini. jgn ke rumah me eh.. hehehe. then if u bebs tjumpa something weird ambil gambar atu tarus. tapi u bebs mesti ingat.. ni nah tips nya ah, awal2 ambil gambar dari jauh mcm gambar di bawah.


gambar ani msa me di skool me. msatu me kan otw ke 'restoran kantin jual makanan dan minuman'. andangnya panjang tu nama restoran skool me. makanan nya pun panjang2. astee. btw during stalking mesti pakai jacket even though panas. jacketnya mesti ada hood. paham u? me pun. so u bebs punya next is to take the picture closer mcm gambar bawah ani.


tapi meba'i heran jua tu ah. lelaki sama lelaki bejalan sama2. hmm.. me wonder kn kemna durg ani merayau. hmm.. *btw, everytime me buat "hmm" ertinya me bepikir* next is to ikut saja wherever they are going. mcm me rupanya durg kan ke library.. tapi sama2?? heran. sungguh mengherankan. pastu ambil tia gambar durg atu. jgn buang masa.


astee, buka kan pintu untuk si baju pe lagi tu.. so manis. astee. then ikut sja kedalam. this is where the part stalker kana patan. tapi u bebs mesti act cool k. baca saja conversation berikutnya ah. see how cool i was.

baju pe guy: manis u ani, rupanya u ani ikutkan us all the time.
me: nadalah.

apamcm? cool kan me atu. astee. so part ani u bebs mesti not sure sama ada durg tau or not bahawa u ani stalking durg. so awal2 eksen ambil gambar durg. and then when they sadar barutah u ambil kesempatan. part anitah where they start to think u bebs fkir ambil gambar durg for fun and thats when they start to pose. in me punya case mcm gambar di bawah ani durg mcm candid. paham u? me pun.


astee.. rupanya durang ani.. paham paham saja mun laki2 bedua2an di library. hehehe *ketawa manja*

btw, sebenarnya me ambil gambar ani kelmarin pulg. pham u? mun paham oklah. *kenapa? u pkir me kan buat "me pun"*

lost and never found

so me ani tadi main big 2. then masa me checked beg me ilang bah something. hmm.. gambar bawah ani barang yang me keilangan..


thanks eh. andangnya me ani kaya slalu bawa sribu ke skulah.. hehehe *ketawa manja* so if u bebs tjumpa contact me ah.. me mau liat saja.. if u tjumpa me bagi gambar bawah ani.. hhehe *ketawa manja lagi*

EKSEN ME! HEHEHEHE *KETAWA MANJA*

random

tadi pagi me bangun at about 5am or labih. lupa me. my mom plg yg bangunkan. lapas atu me tarus belajar bahasa melayu.. hmm.. then cleaned me punya body, pakai baju then go to school. lalala..

sampai sana me jumpa kawan me form five lah, gab sama c syahmi.. and c nazirul.. yeah kawan me tu.. anyways, me and them ckp lah psl bm ani and all.. then have exam.. before exam kabak2 hati me maybe psl nada the perfect thing.. thats why mcm rasa incomplete.. hehe then dtg tya the perfect thing. me pun gembira lah. semangat me trus jawab exam ah.. fyi me pilih soalan satu for paper one.. for paper two me pilih soalan satu, dua and empat.. boleh dikatakan easier lah dari exam sebelum ani. otw keluar me tdgr c zeerul ckp ia siap sudah bm paper2 and masih ada 15 mins left. lala punya lala.. ptg me ada poa lagi paper1.. boring eh.. maksud me buat blog ani ah.. hmm


after poa.. biasa buang masa ke library.. tadi nada curahan hati from the bebs so me sabar saja. apakan. anyways, me balik at 5pm or labih. lupa me. sampai rumah me bagi makan ayam.. maksud me ayam atu me bagi makan.. paham u? me pun. while me doing it, my mom ajar to bagi makanannya arah tangan supaya ayam me atu jinak.. hmm.. tapi i dont know me pun buat lah jua apa yg my mom ckp. so the ayam pun ambil makanannya arah tangan me atu.. cool lah.. btw.. me punya ayam ani ada lima ekong.. dua ekong basar udah yg the mummy and daddy.. durg ani ada children 3 buting.. damit masihlah..

so msane me kan cari ilham untuk me punya next komik.. still editing me punya blog.

Hacker

actually before this post was just for fun. tapi the cerita are actually true from the bottom of my heart. gila, rupanya sng buat blog ani. before this i asked jon cana buat blog ani, how to start and all.. complicated bah instructions nya.. many things to type and all..skit lagi jadi hacker. kan ku hack sudah tu bank BIBD ah skali tutup tia jua lol. tapi aku dapat hack c jon punya gmail nya along with his passwords! Thanks Jon. Fyi, jon ani ambuk bah. tapinya org panggil ia munkey. nda tau kenapa.

ada bah game hacker ani. siuk lah. pc game, lupaku namanya. hacker kali namanya. cool lah gamenya atu mcm u can hack some banks and transfer their money to your account. nda cool kan tu? hmm.. but then until level 2 i got stuck. maybe the game got stuck or the pc. i dont know, it depends.

2mrw bm paper 1 and 2. then poa paper 1. mudahan tah sng amin~. ada plg blajar dikit2 lama2 jadi bukit =D so malam yg indah ini, this is where I stop. Still editing my blog.

Sejarah...

Msa my mom kandungkan me, my mom naik haji. kira me ani betapuk dalam parut my mom supaya nda kana patan oleh the kastam pasalnya masatu me mana ada passport. astee. if u mau call me haji boleh jua. tapi kenapa nda my mom kana panggil haji ah? hmm..

anyways, masa me kana lahirkan ialah 3:15pm. haribulannya 5 disember,1992. me masih ingat hari atu hari rabu. nda plg me ingat, surat beranak me yg ngingati me. iatah at about 5.25pm lahir tia jua c dina. if u nda tau ia sebenarnya ia ani ada pink cheeks thats why ayen ada crush arahnya. hehehe.

awal2, me tinggal di flat airport lama. lama lah sudah tu ertinya. my mom ckp tempat atu dulunya airport lama brunei. iatah kana panggil flat airport lama. paham u? me pun. then i dont know about 11 years later, me sama keluarga me pindah ke sg.hanching. ramai org ckp tmpt atu bau hanching. tapi nda jua. kalau di skulah kawan2 me slalu plg ucap me bau hanching. ntah2 kawan2 me atu tinggal di sg.hanching tu. hmm...

before me lahir, me punya keluarga tinggal di kg.kianggeh, sana atu ramai ngians tinggal di sana. me pikir nda ampit kali tidur di sana tapi my mom pernah gtau me yg me pernah tidur sana. barangkali maksud my mom tidur sana sja bah not tinggal di sana. paham u? me pun.

dari damit me kana panggil ayai. entah nda me tau kenapa me kana panggil ayai. maybe dulu2 nya msa me damit slalu kana panggil alai. but then alai ani mcm typical sudah kan. so maybe thats why they all called me ayai. kalau di skulah me kana panggil nama arah ic. nya org nama gelaran ani nda famous. ntah lah.

atu sebenarnya sejarah me lah.. yang benar dan banar

introduction

so this is my first post. yeah my first blog ever. so my first post will be the coolest. reading may lead to boredom. totally 100% english. yeah english like england. yeah. so the next post or the next next will be not cool but cool. yeah.