kisah babi babi belakang rumah me. part 2

so babi satu di dalam sungai ah. tiba-tiba tekeluar tia ia dari sungai ah. tapi mati. kesian. lehernya kana ikat pakai tali ah. rupanya kana tarik oleh buaya ah...

babi dua: VUAYAZ!!

babi tiga: tunggu, biar ya dulu. mati sudah tu ia ah. ajal beb. mana jua dapat di salah kan.

babi dua: eh menangis u kah tiga?

babi tiga: nadalah, i got something in my eyes ah.

so bisdurang ani stay tah ganya meliat babi satu kana makan. well the buaya ani makan tah sorang sorang. bemeja krusi lagi ya dinner ani. di atas meja terhidang babi satu ah with epal arah mulutnya. masatu jua young steven spielberg ada di sana. teliat ya buaya makan babi ah. iatah semenjak atu if u all liat movie barat (bukan heavy) kalau durg dinner kan babi, mesti ada epal arah mulut ah. anyways, babi dua ani inda mau mau lan rescue babi satu. trajun tah ya jua ke sungai ah. before that..

babi dua: beh, if me inda make it, me mau gtau u something, if u survive gtau ayam bini ah di mana jarum emas ah. u tau jua kan dimana? jgn lupa tu ah..

babi tiga: awu~ *sambil menangis nda belagu*

so the babi dua ani swimming tah. suddenly, the same thing happened to ia ani mcam babi satu tadi. ada buaya lagi satu ani. yang buaya the first one tidur dah kekanyangan. so tinggal babu tiga ani lagi. before ia masuk ke sungai atu ia tau sudah hidup nya has come to an end. masa ya masuk ke dalam sungai atu, ia ternampak buaya ani. mcam menunggu sudah kan. tapi weird bah buaya nya ani. like different from the other buayas. so babi tiga swam....

beranang...

swimming..

heran?? sungguh mengherankan.. buaya ani inda makan kedia, c babi tiga ani. babi tiga ani heran kan.. well ia terselamat plg. dapat ia crossed the river. so he asked the buaya ani..

babi tiga: eh kenapa u inda makan me ani? banyak lamaks kaliah. buntak and lamak.

buaya: astee, bukannya apa.. me ani islam. mana dapat makan babi..

babi tiga: banar banar..

the end...

while atu, babi tiga keeps on bejalan on his adventure ani kan cari ayam bini ah. ;)

kisah babi babi belakang rumah me. part 1

ok, usulnya u all ani mau baca cerita saja. cerita cerita cerita. atu tah ganya u all mau. well me ada satu cerita. pasal tiga ekong babi ani. well, i think u know kali dah ni pasal apa. tapi inda apa, me gtau saja. semoga u all terhibur lah.

u see tiga ekong babi ani on an adventure dlm jungle belakang rumah me. durg ani kan jumpa ayam bini me ah yg kehilangan jarum emas ah. maybe babi ani tau kali dimana jarum emas ah. so durg ani bejalan tah pakai kaki empat buting durang atu. tiba-tiba tecium bisdurang bau ancing. kuat berabis. kalah pampers baby beparam dalam esbok. rupanya durg reached sungai hanching sudah. no wonder. well durg ani decided to cross the sungai. masatu jambatan alum kana invented. so durg atu tepaksa beranang lah in order ke sebalah. sebelum atu...

babi satu: eh sungai ani bebau ah.
babi dua: banar banar.
babi tiga: me dangar sungai ani bukan saja tekenal dengan ancingnya. my fwen ckp sungai ani ada buaya.
babi satu: BUAYA??
babi dua: buaya as in vuayaz?
babi tiga: awu beh.
babi satu: nada me pecaya tu eh.

so babi satu trajun tah ke dalam sungai beranang tia. ia ani tekenal ni dengan ranang nya. sebelum ani ia ikut olimpik jua. kalah michael phelps ah. kira handal jua tu. then, entah se mana mana ada epal timbul arah sungai ah. babi satu lagi lapar masatu so di gigitnya epal ah. suddenly temasuk tia babi satu ani ke dalam sungai ah.

babi dua&tiga: TIDAK!!!

bersambung...

another weird dream

entah, ever since aku cakap pasal dream ani ah. lately i could remember everything yang happened in my dream. my mom said dream is like a message from somebody. well she dreamt pasal my uncle and nini boy sama girl which were already meninggal dunia. semoga di cucuri roh mereka, amin. entah, i dont know what happened in her dream atu but she said durang rindukan us, the living ones. sedih.

well about my dream ani it is different i dont think it was a message. what i remembered when i was awake, aku teliat dvd pasal hantu. teliat as in macam teliat kotaknya saja wah terampai atas meja beside tempat ku tidur. tajuknya hantu ambulance. then i just ignored the kotak dvd atu tarus tidur pasal ngaleh bakas main bola. so i woke up in a place. i mean woke up in my dream. get it? so i was in a shopping centre. ramai orang and stuff. suddenly there was a robbery. the criminals were using guns. typical robbery bah. u get the picture? then i saved the world inda tau cana. maybe i threw batu bata arah criminals atu kali. then it suddenly went black out. then aku tebangun. i mean i was still in the dream. so i woke up and still in the shopping centre. that place jadi dark wah. merijap lah mcm bakas explosion. people hurt di sana. so ada ambulance lah helped the injured ones.

ok here comes the scary part. i went outside the shopping centre. i talked to the nurse wearing white uniform.

me: i want to go to the hospital. im injured. please.
the nurse: tu, ikut saja that nurse. krita ambulance kami semua panuh.

That nurse was wearing black. ia masatu with a patient. wearing black gaun jua. but creepier. macam mati sudah usulnya. like a living corpse. zombie bah. atu pun inda paham. so the black nurse tanya aku mau ikut or inda. then ia cakap ia pakai the car ambulance while pointing to the car ambulance which was the same as yang arah kotak dvd hantu ambulance ah. wooooo~ aku reject tarus eh request nya ah. then the nurse cakap menyasal ko ni. then aku masuk balik ke shopping centre. suddenly i could see dead people around me. merijap ani wah. kamu inda plg merijap kali ganya membaca. aku wah experienced that dream. haha

here is the picture of that dvd.


creepy kan? sadang. haha. well, let me tell u how this story goes. well, car ambulance ani haunted lah. pasal dalam atu ada orang meninggal bakas accident. jadi haunted tarus. aku inda plg meliat sampai abis crita ani. boreng. haahh. dream dream dream, i hope it was just a dream.

dream

well i have two theories pasal dream ani based on my own experience lah

1. u think of it, u dream of it

that night, i've watched be kind rewind. first i thought movie ani pasal durg dapat rewind their time. apakan. but when i watched, boring ani wah. so i slept.. i remember that i dreamt pasal ppbs hang out somewhere lah duduk2 on the streets. di bandar kali. skali ada cgu hamid datang marahi nya kami. sudah atu siringku c bahrin. liatkannya ada remote anikan. katanya boleh balik semula. so aku pkir which time aku mau balik semula, "1 day before or 2 days before??" skali c bahrin ckp balik semula the time before cgu hamid dtg. i said ok. haahhaha like inda pedah jua tu. baru jua skjp. so kami bent the time pakai remote ah. the we suddenty became invisible. masatu kami masuk arah bangunan. skali ada c aiman. mcm tau ya kami invisible ah. majal lah kan di pgang nya kami ah. skali c bahrin lari tinggal aku sorg sama c aiman. well c aiman inda plg nampak aku. maybe dapat cium bau kali. hahha sekali lupaku. ada lah tu. as a conclusion, what i thought before i went to sleep jadi ke mimpi

2. u watch it, u dream of it.

that night, i watched police academy. lupa ku which one. so lama lah aku meliat police academy ah until i tetidur. what i remember is that, i've been chased by some guys. bad guys kali, aku the good guy. inda clear bah that dream. well, durg chased tah aku, then masa aku mimpi atu aku fikir lah, "nada durg dapat aku ni eh. aku bakas liat police academy, ada experience kaliah," something like that. well atu saja. as a conclusion, what i watched before i went to sleep jadi ke mimpi. so if u watch porn sebelum tidur ada tah wet dream kali, i've never tried plg. maybe later ;p

tapi these kind of dreams only happen with one condition.

masa kamu meliat movies apa before tidur mesti kamu tetidur. mcm u didnt expect to tetidur. paham u? me pun. i dont know if my theories ani lurus or inda. maybe ikut kehendak Ilahi. ;D

the endings and almost ending

the endings..

yesterday, o level exam abis. chemistry paper 2 was the last paper and i answered most of the questions. mudahan saja semua lurus yg ku jawab ah. anyways, thats like end of everything. before this balik ke rumah tarus buka buku. but now, balik ke rumah my brain went totally blank! nada kan di buat lagi bah. HAHAHA

the other thing, i'm trying to end my "mcm menunggu sungai inda baulu" story. please try not to understand this. first i felt like bagai pinang di belah dua or bagai bulan di pagar bintang. kinda lame but whatever. as the time goes i feel like i'm catching a flying bird while i, myself standing on the ground. so now i realized i've been wasting my time chasing a leopard. a very fast leopard. im starting to buy a new book at Bismi and write at a new page. i just hope the choice that i make is the choice that i can live tomorrow. entah, ani ku ikutkan arah library ah. one problem is that, the more i think about leaving this stuff, the more pain i get. i hope u dont understand each word i wrote.

the almost ending...

yesterday, ada ppb match lawan couzin c mizan. well around that time c jon unexpectedly cangak aku punya leher. what the hell gila kan mati rasanya. its like the death came to me and said, "eksen me!" well, ia cangak aku psl aku simpan beg kesayangan nya tampat lain. well c syarif ia jua. c syarif yg menyimpan tampat atu. aku jua yg kana. astee.

Photos of Siti Bobby

Sedih beb, masa ku membaca suratnya ah. bakas betaip lagi tu pakai komputer. pandai jua ia makai barang catu atu. aku lagi kepayahan.

ani masa first time ku jumpa ia. masa tu ia tebalik pulg.

ani ku simpan arah kertas supaya nampak clear.

ani rumahnya. aku yg decorate tu.


well, banyak pulg lagi photos nya ah. nanti lah lagi ku upload. lagging bah connection ah. cana jua.

Surat Dari Siti Bobby

Dear readers,

Me menulis letter ani bukannya apa kan gtau u all yang me mau cari laki me Bobby. so me buat letter ani kan anu, to tell u all yg me ani meninggalkan u buat selamanya. well, me rasa u all inda syg me lagi bah. me kan gtau u pulang like muka tu muka. but then payah bah, language kitani pakai not equal. sorry lah beb. from the bottom of me punya heart, even though me nada heart banar like u ada, me masih syg u. ganya me syg husband me more bah. sama atu jua, well selalunya if zul ke sekulah, sebelum ani kana tanya tu mana me ani. well masatu me tinggal di rumah. manyap bilik me beh. hancur wah masatu. kalah bilik ayyub. nada manis. now, kalau zul ke sekulah, mana ada u all tanya pasal me lagi. iatah me sedih tu masa zul gtau me sudah ya sampai ke rumah. menangis tak berlagu me beh lapas atu, banjir bilik me tarus. atu ya zul tarus ngambil hair dryer dari bilik kaka nya. helpful eh c zul atu. atu saja kali. well, u wont be seeing me lagi like forever.

from,

S.B.