Fun Near Death Experience

It's something unpredictable. But in the end it's right...

apakan. anyway, today/yesterday, whichever, we did this different type of rock climb called lead climb. well, it was scary. macam gila wah~ apakan. so as i was climbing sampai 8 metres, we had to do this stuff lah di atas, hard to explain here, iatah it was batah di atas. tangan lamah sudah macam bakas be....

anyway..

iatah, as i was saying, masa di atas atu, i fell from the 8m to 5m, i think. there i was hanging. damn, i cant make this thing interesting. moving on...

there's this funny joke (joke andangnya jua suppose to be funny, apakan) which is kinda related to my topic. so enjoy :)

A sick man goes to the doctor and, after a medical, summons up the courage to ask, "How long have I got left to live?"
"I'll give it to you straight," the doctor replies, "Ten..."
"Ten what?" asks the terrified man. "Years? Months? Weeks? Days?"
"Nine, eight, seven..." the doctor continues...

=D

p/s: well, i got this joke from a magazine.

to 'a, happy ten o'clock for both of us
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hahahaha xP

PERFECT X)

hahahaha :D this picture is actually a paper. apakan. in the middle there's my name and surrounding it what people think about me, anything positive ;) it was one of the programs in Camp Qiadah. yeah it was fun =) 

school holiday has just finished. well my holiday doesnt seemed like a real holiday. when the school reopens, i feel like i'm having a holiday. weird... =D

My Theory

my theory ani is so connected. connected as in like M.S. and if u tebalikkan M.S. atu it turns out jadi S.W. Right? :)

iatah kan about these M.S. and S.W. ani bah. well they have meanings. but hard to explain here. complicated.

so if u want to know the meaning of these M.S. and S.W. u gotta be a man or a perverted woman ;)

good luck =D

breast sizes

so as u all know breasts ani have different sizes kan macam A-F ah. and A is the smallest while F is the biggest. so let the analysis begins. apakan.

A - Almost boobs

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enourmous

F - FAKE!

the end ;)

My Ordinary Level Exam Result

Bujang Lapok - Beta

England - Beta

Numbers - Alpha

Advanced Numbers - Beta

House - Alpha

C.S.I. - Alpha

Transformer - Beta

Poo-A - Alpha

clever doctor

this is a story that i read long time ago. hahahaha

so one day a married couple datang lah to this doctor and told their problem. the couple's problem was the wife couldn't have baby. but the husband was fine. his sperms were fertile but the wife got a problem.

"cana tah ni, doc? aku inda dapat beanak ah. balik2 dah kami mencuba, sampai hubby lalah," she explained.

"eh banar wah? ani masalah besar ni." replied the doctor.

then the doctor explained that the wife was gonna die in two months. because of she had a problem with her reproductive system.

so the couple pun sedih lah. for two months atu, the wife barutah sadar kan ingati tuhan. selera makan pun kurang. macam dulu macam lampuh, then kurus. apakan. paham u? me pun.

anyways, after two months atu, the wife didnt die as what the doctor expected. so the couple went to see the doctor lagi.

"ah, welcome back!" welcomed the doctor.

"apakan. alum jua ku mati ni," complained the wife.

"yeah, i lied. but your previous problem is solved," explained the doctor.

"maksud u?" asked the wife.

"inda. anu bah. kau inda kan mati. it's just the sperms entrance to the ovum atu blocked by the your own fats bah. iatah. so i told u, u were gonna die. i know if urang tau kan mati, selera makan kamu bekurangan. iatah. paham u? me pun," explained the doctor.

"banar. banar," she agreed.

so the couple tried lagi and then the wife got pregnant. dapat twins tah plg nah. yeah, kuasa tuhan.

the end

so i heard

dear pu1 students of 2009,

so it was my idea to set up a camp. just for you guys. especially for you. by "you" i mean, the you "u". yeah. so we are trying to make a profit here. a camp for "u" grades. grades of o levels. so i thought when the o level results are out, there are two types of results, the good one and the not good one.

so the good ones will be happy and just go home and tell their parents. but for the not good ones, has two choices. either go home and get spank or not go home and do not get spank. so to the ones who do not go home and do not get spank, they can join the camp, my camp. the entrance fee is $2 per person. and there's a consultant there who's gonna tell your parents how good you are in the school. yeah.

so if u wanna join, just tell me.

p/s: this was actually jon's idea. it's a scam. he just wanna steal your money. so blame him. not me. thanks. kick him, if u want to. just dont too hard. he may have a reinforcement from the forest.