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Fun Near Death Experience

2009-04-15T12:11:00.000-07:00

It's something unpredictable. But in the end it's right...

apakan. anyway, today/yesterday, whichever, we did this different type of rock climb called lead climb. well, it was scary. macam gila wah~ apakan. so as i was climbing sampai 8 metres, we had to do this stuff lah di atas, hard to explain here, iatah it was batah di atas. tangan lamah sudah macam bakas be....

anyway..

iatah, as i was saying, masa di atas atu, i fell from the 8m to 5m, i think. there i was hanging. damn, i cant make this thing interesting. moving on...

there's this funny joke (joke andangnya jua suppose to be funny, apakan) which is kinda related to my topic. so enjoy :)

A sick man goes to the doctor and, after a medical, summons up the courage to ask, "How long have I got left to live?"
"I'll give it to you straight," the doctor replies, "Ten..."
"Ten what?" asks the terrified man. "Years? Months? Weeks? Days?"
"Nine, eight, seven..." the doctor continues...

=D

p/s: well, i got this joke from a magazine.

to 'a, happy ten o'clock for both of us
<3<3<3<3
hahahaha xP

PERFECT X)

2009-03-30T05:32:00.000-07:00

hahahaha :D this picture is actually a paper. apakan. in the middle there's my name and surrounding it what people think about me, anything positive ;) it was one of the programs in Camp Qiadah. yeah it was fun =)

school holiday has just finished. well my holiday doesnt seemed like a real holiday. when the school reopens, i feel like i'm having a holiday. weird... =D

My Theory

2009-02-14T04:34:00.001-08:00

my theory ani is so connected. connected as in like M.S. and if u tebalikkan M.S. atu it turns out jadi S.W. Right? :)

iatah kan about these M.S. and S.W. ani bah. well they have meanings. but hard to explain here. complicated.

so if u want to know the meaning of these M.S. and S.W. u gotta be a man or a perverted woman ;)

good luck =D

breast sizes

2009-02-14T04:30:00.000-08:00

so as u all know breasts ani have different sizes kan macam A-F ah. and A is the smallest while F is the biggest. so let the analysis begins. apakan.

A - Almost boobs

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enourmous

F - FAKE!

the end ;)

My Ordinary Level Exam Result

2009-02-05T22:51:00.000-08:00

Bujang Lapok - Beta

England - Beta

Numbers - Alpha

Advanced Numbers - Beta

House - Alpha

C.S.I. - Alpha

Transformer - Beta

Poo-A - Alpha

clever doctor

2009-01-28T03:53:00.000-08:00

this is a story that i read long time ago. hahahaha

so one day a married couple datang lah to this doctor and told their problem. the couple's problem was the wife couldn't have baby. but the husband was fine. his sperms were fertile but the wife got a problem.

"cana tah ni, doc? aku inda dapat beanak ah. balik2 dah kami mencuba, sampai hubby lalah," she explained.

"eh banar wah? ani masalah besar ni." replied the doctor.

then the doctor explained that the wife was gonna die in two months. because of she had a problem with her reproductive system.

so the couple pun sedih lah. for two months atu, the wife barutah sadar kan ingati tuhan. selera makan pun kurang. macam dulu macam lampuh, then kurus. apakan. paham u? me pun.

anyways, after two months atu, the wife didnt die as what the doctor expected. so the couple went to see the doctor lagi.

"ah, welcome back!" welcomed the doctor.

"apakan. alum jua ku mati ni," complained the wife.

"yeah, i lied. but your previous problem is solved," explained the doctor.

"maksud u?" asked the wife.

"inda. anu bah. kau inda kan mati. it's just the sperms entrance to the ovum atu blocked by the your own fats bah. iatah. so i told u, u were gonna die. i know if urang tau kan mati, selera makan kamu bekurangan. iatah. paham u? me pun," explained the doctor.

"banar. banar," she agreed.

so the couple tried lagi and then the wife got pregnant. dapat twins tah plg nah. yeah, kuasa tuhan.

the end

so i heard

2009-01-25T07:00:00.000-08:00

dear pu1 students of 2009,

so it was my idea to set up a camp. just for you guys. especially for you. by "you" i mean, the you "u". yeah. so we are trying to make a profit here. a camp for "u" grades. grades of o levels. so i thought when the o level results are out, there are two types of results, the good one and the not good one.

so the good ones will be happy and just go home and tell their parents. but for the not good ones, has two choices. either go home and get spank or not go home and do not get spank. so to the ones who do not go home and do not get spank, they can join the camp, my camp. the entrance fee is $2 per person. and there's a consultant there who's gonna tell your parents how good you are in the school. yeah.

so if u wanna join, just tell me.

p/s: this was actually jon's idea. it's a scam. he just wanna steal your money. so blame him. not me. thanks. kick him, if u want to. just dont too hard. he may have a reinforcement from the forest.

dear A ♥

2009-01-17T02:27:00.000-08:00

hey pretty lady ;)

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, LOVE!

i will never forget this sweet moment. even just for a while. but malam nya ok kan, babe? ;P u know what i mean jua. hahahaha =D

you are so young. i mean for a prau1 student. hahahah in fact, you are the youngest among prau1 2009. hahaah.

i hope you'll get an excellent o level result.

love,

deep into the ocean

2009-01-05T01:31:00.000-08:00

damn ni story ah. told by my brother masa in a long que di Giant.. so the story starts like this..

ada this guy, buta lah. cant see a thing, just darkness. ia selalunya wandering around di bandar apa. macam inda pulang crazy. macam baginya baik ia mati saja bah. andangnya emo sikit ni. then one day..

to be continued..

eksen me.. hhahaahah

so iatahkan one day, ada this girl kan macam kesian ia kan this buta guy. so tolongnya lah si buta ani. macam kan everyday lah this girl tolong si buta ani. sudah lama-kelamaan macam rapat tia durang ani kan. macam couple bah. tapi inda. paham u? me pun.

so this buta guy macam suka lah this girl and suddenly said, "if datanglah penglihatan me ani and dapat liat mua u yang inda me pernah liat sebelum ani.. me akan kahwin kan u ani.. banar"

dengan takdir Illahi, kana tipun tia si buta ani oleh doktor. rupanya si buta guy wandering around di bandar kan menunggu kana call oleh doktornya if ada penderma mata. sekali ada tia jua. tanpa berfikir si buta pun setuju lah.

so operation exchange mata pun dijalankan. dan operation itu dijalankan dengan lancar. after that, si buta ani pun dapat meliat. then ada tia bini2 ani didapan nya ani.

bini2: ingat u masih kan me?
si not-buta-anymore: mmm.. siapa ah?
bini2: well masa u buta me lah selalu tolong u.
si not-buta-anymore: oh atu. terima kasih kan atas bantuan u ah.
bini2: dont mention it. btw, masa u buta, u pernah becakap if u dapat liat mua me u tarus kawin sama me. so apa macam?
si not-buta-anymore: ish. malas ku lagi eh. bida ah mua mu ah.
bini2: *sniff sniff* inda apalah. me tau perkara ani akan terjadi. so ani sajalah relationship kitani. btw, jaga bisai2 ah mata me ah....

THE END

prepare for the o level results

2009-01-02T03:37:00.000-08:00

dear mum,

mom, i went to the school yesterday and found out that the school was on fire. i think it was because of an aeroplane full of o level result slips crashed on my school. so im sorry to say that the school will not be open until the end of this year.

and all the teachers were killed except some of my favourite teachers. i didnt hear anything from the principal, maybe because she planned all of these. yeah, believe it or not. maybe the principal was scared of the o level results. she was so scared that she actually burned the slips and caused all the fire.

p/s: mom, these are actually lies. i'm just afraid that my o level results will make you mad. hee

center of the gravity

2008-12-28T18:00:00.000-08:00

ok. saturday night was a blast. and to azzerul, sorry me inda dapat datang. ada more important event than makan di rumah my kaka ipar's cousin's house. hahaha. well, di sana, kan menerima the prize for the cube competition.

before that, there was a poco dance competition. i dont know what that is but it was fun watching the competition. watching them dance made me not feeling hungry, if u know what i mean. i dont think u understand. too hard to explain here but too easy if we face each other and talk. hahhah =D

so after that, prize giving ceremony lah. banyak lah prizes kana bagi. so then my name was called kan ambil the prize ah. suddenly people surrounding me just went "woooo

~" hahaah yeah when i received the prize lah. pasal the prize was a TV. hahahaa =D

cameras were all over me. hahaha =D

weird but true

2008-12-28T17:52:00.000-08:00

so this is not a pumpkin. it's a coconut. yeah. well, believe it or not, i made this thing. hahahaha =D

on top of the coconut is the husk. next time, i'll make the angry one. =D

3 different sports in one night

2008-12-25T18:31:00.000-08:00

last night.

went to my kaka ipar's cousin's house for the cube competition ah. before the game started, i played ping pong dulu pasal ada ping pong table ah di rumahnya ah. iatah. cool eh.

lama sudah inda main. so belawan sama my big brother. HAHAHA baie handal ani wah ia ah. tidak disangka2. kana smashed lagi tu balik2. then belawan sama orang berumur. hahahah atu ya, bolanya semua swing. payah di balas wah and kana smashed jua.

so kalah ganya. tukar sport lah. main pool. this one was better. siuk main. inda bepaluh olehnya. belawan sama cousin ku and i won. ahahaha =D

then ada lagi my game with my other brother main pool after the cube competition. i lost and skali lagi belawan sama cousin ku for one more time. and i won =D hahaaha siuk eh.

but before that..

i met zurin. ia pun ada di sana. she's my kaka ipar's cousin. iatah.

anyway..

about the cube competition. entah ah. luckily that 20s girl inda dtg. so i won lah that competition. no need the details. the point is i won. atu saja. haha and my brother dapat no.2. hahaaah

now, waiting for my money to land in my pocket. kan bejalan bah iatah. tapi alum jua arrive. so i wait.

tomorrow and yesterday

2008-12-22T19:59:00.000-08:00

tomorrow

damn tomorrow. im gonna attend this cube competition. solving the cube of course. well this competition is not open to everyone, just among my family members. my brother said the prize is lumayan, better than what the ogdc had offered. haha. and he also said that to get number one, u have to solve it under twenty seconds. gila jua tu. i mean, i can barely solve it under 50s. and it will be my first cube competition.

enough of tomorrow..

yesterday

went to izzah's place. buang stress. hahaha stayed there sampai 8pm. malam nya sleepover arah c ayyub's place with azeerul.

stalked

2008-12-22T06:06:00.000-08:00

lama sudah ni gambar ah. one of my stalking photos ni. well, masatu durang dua ani in the library, as usual. library is like the place for datings, even for the gays.

in this picture, jazmi (left) was sitting with jon (right). bahapa durang? dating of course. nada lain. durang andangnya. dari comic ku wah ni durang couple ah. it turns out jadi banar.

well, i made a comic wah about these two guys ani, macam durang ani gay couple lah. sekali after durang habis reading the comic, what telah happened to them? coupled for real.

now, durang broke up sudah. jazmi jadi normal semula semenjak he found a pink rose. while jon found cuts on his foot. u dont understand? well, u dont have to. : )

hot vs cold

2008-12-20T03:37:00.000-08:00

ani cerita pasal couple ani having their first date lah di ac mahmud restoran. well, u pernah pulang mendangar dah ni. so ani kira revision lah ah but this time ani different lah. me edit some parts.

so the couple, sorang laki2 and lagi satu bini2, durang ke ac.mahmud restoran lah. dua2 lagi first time ni ke restoran ah. baru buka bah, iatah. tau jua u all bruneians, if ada kadai baru di aga. iatahkan. something like that lah.

let me introduce u all dulu ah the couple ani. the guy namanya Roy and the girl namanya Moy. well, malas me gtau eh macamana durang ani couple apa. boring bah love story ani.

so durang masuk lah ke dalam restoran ani and duduk atas kerusi ah.

Roy: waiter, menu please!

Waiter: sorry ah, di sini kami inda serve menu. makanan and minuman adalah.

Roy: eh kan belurus u ani. inda bah, me mau list makanan and minuman bah.

Waiter: oh atu, kami mana ada. baru buka iatah alum bebuat. buat masane kami baru hidang teh tarik. well, u have two choices, yang panas and sajuk. if panas harganya 80c while yang sajuk harganya $1.20.

Roy: eh $1.20? mahal tu. me mau yang panas saja eh. Moy, u mau apa?

Moy: me mau yang sajuk saja eh.

Waiter: ok tu. coming right up.

while waiting for teh tarik bisdia. durang ani apa lagi, beromantiks lah.

Roy: beh, me lap u.

Moy: hee~ me lap u too~

Roy: bah, lakastah melap sama2.

anyway, 5 minit kemudian... teh tarik bisdia pun sampai.. so Moy pun minum lah dengan perlahan nya. maklumlah, boyfwen di dapan. act cool lah sikit. then suddenly c Roy ani, minumnya teh tarik nya ah sampai abis. tarus2 lagi tu. uncool eh. Moy pun hairan..

Moy: eh beh, baik inda panas tu? kenapa u taruskan abis atu? kenapa inda tunggu sajuk dulu?

Roy: eh mestilah panas2. if sajuk paksa tia me bayar $1.20...

Moy: *bangang*

the end.. ;)

flucked up questions

2008-12-19T15:22:00.000-08:00

this is a picture of a lawyer asking some questions to the girl, the witness. well the girl can also be the criminal or the victim. so there are some questions that should remained untold. unfortunately, this lawyer is so stupid that he asked these questions..

your father had a son, so how many brothers did u have?

are u sleeping?

who shot and killed you?

so you said you went to that bar just to buy a beer, what were you doing in that bar?

did your son kill you?

if u had a son, then who was the mother of this son?

okay, i can't think any of these flucked up questions anymore. there are more questions just like these. maybe next time.

such companies

2008-12-16T16:39:00.000-08:00

this company is called NBT. This company sells Toyota, motor vehicles. but actually NBT stands for Never Buy Toyota. weird huh. a company called Never Buy Toyota which sells Toyota.

this one is different. UPS does delivery service. they help us to send packages and mails to the others. do u know how fast we can receive the packages? just take a look at its name. UPS which stands for Umban Pun Sampai ;)

this one is also different. they sell shoes, mostly. so how this company gets so much profits? how does the company attract so many customers? Just BATA, Buy And Throw Away. weird moto.

ok guys, no offence to these companies. just kidding. or should i say, "eksen me" HAHAHA :D

Things You Can Do With The Sims

2008-12-10T04:52:00.000-08:00

ani yang first try ku. i tried to mix supernatural sama saw. haha

second try. just saw. haha

such questions

2008-12-10T04:32:00.000-08:00

1. What's the relationship of you and her/him?
her as in who i like kah? well entah ah. very close friend. too close to a relationship lah. if thats what u meant.
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?

perfect, attractive, funny, sweet and very unexpected.

3. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
i love u
4. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
lalala
5. If she/he becomes your lover, you will:
be closer to her
6. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will:
try to win her back
7. If she/he becomes your love, she/he has to improve on:
nothing
8. If she/he becomes your enemy, the reason is:
i broke her pencil. haha entah eh.
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her?
nanti tah ku tanya ia
10. The overall impression of him/her is:
ANYTIME~ ;D
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
mostly annoying
12. The characteristic that you think you have, is?
prasan cool. haha
13. On the contrary, the characteristic you hate of yourself is?
selalu tetidur
14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
chris brown? haha
15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them:
thanks for everything
16. 10 people you tag:

Entah
Azeerul
Aiman
Jon
Haziq
Shahrin
Ayyub
Iqbal
-
Mizan

17. Who is No. 2 having a relationship with?
sama c syidah. haha ya udah
18. No. 3 a male or female?
ia bonethug. haha inda kana mengena. well, mlm lelaki siang girl. haha
19. If No. 7 and No. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
awu, ok lah. inda jua overpopulated kan brunei ani. pasal gay. haha
20. How about No. 5 and No. 8?
kesian tu no.5 ah kana suruh masak makanan ganya oleh no.8 hehe
21. What is No. 1 studying about?
entah
22. Is No. 4 single?
awu.. widow~ haha
23. Say something about No. 6

rumahnya ada rockband. haha

B.A.B.I

2008-12-03T17:41:00.000-08:00

So babi tiga survived from the crocodile attack. Babi tiga ani sebenarnya bukan nama sebenar. actually namanya banar ialah

Bubbly Abby Boo Ice

yeah, so to make it easier lah, we just call him babi. ok? since ia tinggal sorang ganya. no more babi tiga. just babi. anyways, u see babi ani went to kampung me. u know kg.sg hanching. where the sungai was a place for all the living things to urinate. urinate ani ertinya pee. anyways, iatah masa babi ani ke kampung me atu, hidung nya ani paling macho. well masane nada lah macho. that's why me kan becerita ani kan tell u all kenapa hidung nya dulu lain, sekarang ani lain.

as i told u guys before, babi ani hidung ani the machoest wah. like the photo below

iatah, cool jua tu hidungnya ah. so he went to the kampung me atu after kawan kawannya yang lain jadi dinner buaya ah. u know kan kampung me ani kejarangan jua kan ada babi ani. iatah, masa animals animals lain meliat babi ani ah macam tarus tepikat wah. iatah babi ani dapat tah banyak love letters apa. kadang kadang chocolate masak kari. and sometimes chocolate masak kicap. tapi membari heran, nada babi ani di rejected nya semua the girls ah, even the boys. haha

so as the time goes, which andangnya jua masa ani begarak. nada mau beranti. banar. makin sombong tia babi ani. sombong and bongkak. everytime babi ani bejalan, ramai tah animals yang lain ikut ikut ia ani. ada yang di belakang, kiri and kanan. maybe di atas jua. so jalan punya jalan, makin proud ia ani babi ah. mun ada binatang cakap, "pheewit!" tutup mata tia tu babi ah. kira bangga lah ya tu. ia tutup mata and kepala nya ke atas. paham paham saja lah.

but then the guys yang lain ani jeles lah. macam binatang bini2 ani ah, sanggup jadi virgin to save for the babi ah. handsome banar jua tu. one night masa babi ani tidur, the binatang yang guys planned a plan in a secret place, bawah pokok pisang. nah, inda tia jadi secret. astee. so the next day, babi ani bejalan lah kan mencari ayam bini me ah. masih ia alum dapat dapat nya. then as usual ramai tia bini2 ani cakap pheewit. inda mau branti. as usual tutup mata tia babi ani. as usual proud lah c babi ani.

tiba-tiba

datang tia sekumpulan guys ani. ani bukannya as usual ni. so the guys ani bubut nya babi ani, while the girls masih cakap pheewit ah. nada mau branti. babi ani tau ia kana bubut. so belari tia ia ani dari the guys ani while tutup matanya pasal the giirls inda mau branti cakap pheewit ah. then telanggar tia babi ani satu pokok. basar pokok ani. karas lagi tu. so bangun tia babi ani. inda semana mana, lari tarus the girls ah, the guys jua lari ketakutan. well, i guess u know sudah what happened arah babi ani.

hidungnya berubah forever. semenjak atu babi modern ani behidung tah like di atas ah. but babi ani bersabar lah and berharap akan berjumpa ayam bini ani to fulfill babi dua's dying wish...

the end

kisah babi babi belakang rumah me. part 2

2008-11-30T22:07:00.000-08:00

so babi satu di dalam sungai ah. tiba-tiba tekeluar tia ia dari sungai ah. tapi mati. kesian. lehernya kana ikat pakai tali ah. rupanya kana tarik oleh buaya ah...

babi dua: VUAYAZ!!

babi tiga: tunggu, biar ya dulu. mati sudah tu ia ah. ajal beb. mana jua dapat di salah kan.

babi dua: eh menangis u kah tiga?

babi tiga: nadalah, i got something in my eyes ah.

so bisdurang ani stay tah ganya meliat babi satu kana makan. well the buaya ani makan tah sorang sorang. bemeja krusi lagi ya dinner ani. di atas meja terhidang babi satu ah with epal arah mulutnya. masatu jua young steven spielberg ada di sana. teliat ya buaya makan babi ah. iatah semenjak atu if u all liat movie barat (bukan heavy) kalau durg dinner kan babi, mesti ada epal arah mulut ah. anyways, babi dua ani inda mau mau lan rescue babi satu. trajun tah ya jua ke sungai ah. before that..

babi dua: beh, if me inda make it, me mau gtau u something, if u survive gtau ayam bini ah di mana jarum emas ah. u tau jua kan dimana? jgn lupa tu ah..

babi tiga: awu~ *sambil menangis nda belagu*

so the babi dua ani swimming tah. suddenly, the same thing happened to ia ani mcam babi satu tadi. ada buaya lagi satu ani. yang buaya the first one tidur dah kekanyangan. so tinggal babu tiga ani lagi. before ia masuk ke sungai atu ia tau sudah hidup nya has come to an end. masa ya masuk ke dalam sungai atu, ia ternampak buaya ani. mcam menunggu sudah kan. tapi weird bah buaya nya ani. like different from the other buayas. so babi tiga swam....

beranang...

swimming..

heran?? sungguh mengherankan.. buaya ani inda makan kedia, c babi tiga ani. babi tiga ani heran kan.. well ia terselamat plg. dapat ia crossed the river. so he asked the buaya ani..

babi tiga: eh kenapa u inda makan me ani? banyak lamaks kaliah. buntak and lamak.

buaya: astee, bukannya apa.. me ani islam. mana dapat makan babi..

babi tiga: banar banar..

the end...

while atu, babi tiga keeps on bejalan on his adventure ani kan cari ayam bini ah. ;)

kisah babi babi belakang rumah me. part 1

2008-11-29T17:43:00.001-08:00

ok, usulnya u all ani mau baca cerita saja. cerita cerita cerita. atu tah ganya u all mau. well me ada satu cerita. pasal tiga ekong babi ani. well, i think u know kali dah ni pasal apa. tapi inda apa, me gtau saja. semoga u all terhibur lah.

u see tiga ekong babi ani on an adventure dlm jungle belakang rumah me. durg ani kan jumpa ayam bini me ah yg kehilangan jarum emas ah. maybe babi ani tau kali dimana jarum emas ah. so durg ani bejalan tah pakai kaki empat buting durang atu. tiba-tiba tecium bisdurang bau ancing. kuat berabis. kalah pampers baby beparam dalam esbok. rupanya durg reached sungai hanching sudah. no wonder. well durg ani decided to cross the sungai. masatu jambatan alum kana invented. so durg atu tepaksa beranang lah in order ke sebalah. sebelum atu...

babi satu: eh sungai ani bebau ah.
babi dua: banar banar.
babi tiga: me dangar sungai ani bukan saja tekenal dengan ancingnya. my fwen ckp sungai ani ada buaya.
babi satu: BUAYA??
babi dua: buaya as in vuayaz?
babi tiga: awu beh.
babi satu: nada me pecaya tu eh.

so babi satu trajun tah ke dalam sungai beranang tia. ia ani tekenal ni dengan ranang nya. sebelum ani ia ikut olimpik jua. kalah michael phelps ah. kira handal jua tu. then, entah se mana mana ada epal timbul arah sungai ah. babi satu lagi lapar masatu so di gigitnya epal ah. suddenly temasuk tia babi satu ani ke dalam sungai ah.

babi dua&tiga: TIDAK!!!

bersambung...

another weird dream

2008-11-27T04:11:00.000-08:00

entah, ever since aku cakap pasal dream ani ah. lately i could remember everything yang happened in my dream. my mom said dream is like a message from somebody. well she dreamt pasal my uncle and nini boy sama girl which were already meninggal dunia. semoga di cucuri roh mereka, amin. entah, i dont know what happened in her dream atu but she said durang rindukan us, the living ones. sedih.

well about my dream ani it is different i dont think it was a message. what i remembered when i was awake, aku teliat dvd pasal hantu. teliat as in macam teliat kotaknya saja wah terampai atas meja beside tempat ku tidur. tajuknya hantu ambulance. then i just ignored the kotak dvd atu tarus tidur pasal ngaleh bakas main bola. so i woke up in a place. i mean woke up in my dream. get it? so i was in a shopping centre. ramai orang and stuff. suddenly there was a robbery. the criminals were using guns. typical robbery bah. u get the picture? then i saved the world inda tau cana. maybe i threw batu bata arah criminals atu kali. then it suddenly went black out. then aku tebangun. i mean i was still in the dream. so i woke up and still in the shopping centre. that place jadi dark wah. merijap lah mcm bakas explosion. people hurt di sana. so ada ambulance lah helped the injured ones.

ok here comes the scary part. i went outside the shopping centre. i talked to the nurse wearing white uniform.

me: i want to go to the hospital. im injured. please.
the nurse: tu, ikut saja that nurse. krita ambulance kami semua panuh.

That nurse was wearing black. ia masatu with a patient. wearing black gaun jua. but creepier. macam mati sudah usulnya. like a living corpse. zombie bah. atu pun inda paham. so the black nurse tanya aku mau ikut or inda. then ia cakap ia pakai the car ambulance while pointing to the car ambulance which was the same as yang arah kotak dvd hantu ambulance ah. wooooo~ aku reject tarus eh request nya ah. then the nurse cakap menyasal ko ni. then aku masuk balik ke shopping centre. suddenly i could see dead people around me. merijap ani wah. kamu inda plg merijap kali ganya membaca. aku wah experienced that dream. haha

here is the picture of that dvd.

creepy kan? sadang. haha. well, let me tell u how this story goes. well, car ambulance ani haunted lah. pasal dalam atu ada orang meninggal bakas accident. jadi haunted tarus. aku inda plg meliat sampai abis crita ani. boreng. haahh. dream dream dream, i hope it was just a dream.

dream

2008-11-17T19:29:00.000-08:00

well i have two theories pasal dream ani based on my own experience lah

1. u think of it, u dream of it

that night, i've watched be kind rewind. first i thought movie ani pasal durg dapat rewind their time. apakan. but when i watched, boring ani wah. so i slept.. i remember that i dreamt pasal ppbs hang out somewhere lah duduk2 on the streets. di bandar kali. skali ada cgu hamid datang marahi nya kami. sudah atu siringku c bahrin. liatkannya ada remote anikan. katanya boleh balik semula. so aku pkir which time aku mau balik semula, "1 day before or 2 days before??" skali c bahrin ckp balik semula the time before cgu hamid dtg. i said ok. haahhaha like inda pedah jua tu. baru jua skjp. so kami bent the time pakai remote ah. the we suddenty became invisible. masatu kami masuk arah bangunan. skali ada c aiman. mcm tau ya kami invisible ah. majal lah kan di pgang nya kami ah. skali c bahrin lari tinggal aku sorg sama c aiman. well c aiman inda plg nampak aku. maybe dapat cium bau kali. hahha sekali lupaku. ada lah tu. as a conclusion, what i thought before i went to sleep jadi ke mimpi

2. u watch it, u dream of it.

that night, i watched police academy. lupa ku which one. so lama lah aku meliat police academy ah until i tetidur. what i remember is that, i've been chased by some guys. bad guys kali, aku the good guy. inda clear bah that dream. well, durg chased tah aku, then masa aku mimpi atu aku fikir lah, "nada durg dapat aku ni eh. aku bakas liat police academy, ada experience kaliah," something like that. well atu saja. as a conclusion, what i watched before i went to sleep jadi ke mimpi. so if u watch porn sebelum tidur ada tah wet dream kali, i've never tried plg. maybe later ;p

tapi these kind of dreams only happen with one condition.

masa kamu meliat movies apa before tidur mesti kamu tetidur. mcm u didnt expect to tetidur. paham u? me pun. i dont know if my theories ani lurus or inda. maybe ikut kehendak Ilahi. ;D

the endings and almost ending

2008-11-17T19:08:00.000-08:00

the endings..

yesterday, o level exam abis. chemistry paper 2 was the last paper and i answered most of the questions. mudahan saja semua lurus yg ku jawab ah. anyways, thats like end of everything. before this balik ke rumah tarus buka buku. but now, balik ke rumah my brain went totally blank! nada kan di buat lagi bah. HAHAHA

the other thing, i'm trying to end my "mcm menunggu sungai inda baulu" story. please try not to understand this. first i felt like bagai pinang di belah dua or bagai bulan di pagar bintang. kinda lame but whatever. as the time goes i feel like i'm catching a flying bird while i, myself standing on the ground. so now i realized i've been wasting my time chasing a leopard. a very fast leopard. im starting to buy a new book at Bismi and write at a new page. i just hope the choice that i make is the choice that i can live tomorrow. entah, ani ku ikutkan arah library ah. one problem is that, the more i think about leaving this stuff, the more pain i get. i hope u dont understand each word i wrote.

the almost ending...

yesterday, ada ppb match lawan couzin c mizan. well around that time c jon unexpectedly cangak aku punya leher. what the hell gila kan mati rasanya. its like the death came to me and said, "eksen me!" well, ia cangak aku psl aku simpan beg kesayangan nya tampat lain. well c syarif ia jua. c syarif yg menyimpan tampat atu. aku jua yg kana. astee.

Photos of Siti Bobby

2008-11-13T22:35:00.001-08:00

Sedih beb, masa ku membaca suratnya ah. bakas betaip lagi tu pakai komputer. pandai jua ia makai barang catu atu. aku lagi kepayahan.

ani masa first time ku jumpa ia. masa tu ia tebalik pulg.

ani ku simpan arah kertas supaya nampak clear.

ani rumahnya. aku yg decorate tu.

well, banyak pulg lagi photos nya ah. nanti lah lagi ku upload. lagging bah connection ah. cana jua.

Surat Dari Siti Bobby

2008-11-13T04:59:00.000-08:00

Dear readers,

Me menulis letter ani bukannya apa kan gtau u all yang me mau cari laki me Bobby. so me buat letter ani kan anu, to tell u all yg me ani meninggalkan u buat selamanya. well, me rasa u all inda syg me lagi bah. me kan gtau u pulang like muka tu muka. but then payah bah, language kitani pakai not equal. sorry lah beb. from the bottom of me punya heart, even though me nada heart banar like u ada, me masih syg u. ganya me syg husband me more bah. sama atu jua, well selalunya if zul ke sekulah, sebelum ani kana tanya tu mana me ani. well masatu me tinggal di rumah. manyap bilik me beh. hancur wah masatu. kalah bilik ayyub. nada manis. now, kalau zul ke sekulah, mana ada u all tanya pasal me lagi. iatah me sedih tu masa zul gtau me sudah ya sampai ke rumah. menangis tak berlagu me beh lapas atu, banjir bilik me tarus. atu ya zul tarus ngambil hair dryer dari bilik kaka nya. helpful eh c zul atu. atu saja kali. well, u wont be seeing me lagi like forever.

from,

S.B.

kisah edward cullen part 4

2008-11-08T15:55:00.001-08:00

author's note:
this is the moment you've been waiting for. this is the moment you've been craving for. this is the ending of a story which has already been told to the world and retold by me *my story is better :P* please sit down and relax. open ur shirts, trousers, socks and underwear before reading this story because it will be a very hot one :p

the story starts here..

~Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven Will it be the same~
~If I saw you in heaven I must be strong, and carry on Cause I know I don't belong~
~Here in heaven~

edward cullen: adeh, kenal me ni. lagu erik corrupted-ton. nice song. reminds me of her. *sobs*

so rupanya edward cullen ke syurga~ well ia mati kana bunuh bah masa mencari rezeki iatah dikirakan mati mulia tu. tiba-tiba malaikat datang. yeah~ *nada bowh*

malaikat: edward, edward. bedarah2 bdn u ani. btw, welcome to the heaven!
edward cullen: HEAVEN? iawah? damn~ akhir nya sampai jua me ksni. eh apa heaven anikan?
malaikat. astee, heaven ani the place where u can have sex everyday without ngaleh. drink beer as much as u can and u will never get drunk.
edward cullen: wow, manis tampatnya ani ah. like my cribs in the mtv cribs.
malaikat: cribs mu? adeh stop talking crap and starts talking like a crab.
edward cullen: adeh belawanan u ani. *ilang tarus idea*

tiba-tiba. malaikat besar pun datang. God msatu cuti ke Narnia kan c jumpa c lion ah c Aslan.

malaikat big: eh edward, we've been expecting u. kamah badan u ani. baiktah me cuci kan u dulu di perigi kausar ah.
edward cullen. thanks beb.
malaikat big: wait a minute!
edward cullen: u pun tau jua lagu PCD atu. astee~
malaikat big: inda bah, bukannya darah JOKO kan tu?
edward cullen: errrrr, auu *kajar2 mcm aku kajar2 ari atu ah* kenapakan?
malaikat big: kami ani ada issue wah. pasal c joko ani. dulu ia...

let me tell u cana. well joko died in a mulia way. so went to heaven. sudah ia di heaven galap tarus bah syurga ah. so joko kana antar ke neraka. di neraka, sudah ia disna, tarang mendarang bah neraka ah. kalah syurga. syaitan mana suka tarang2. so kana antar tah saja ke dunia..

edward cullen: so what? jubur mu bejarawat?
malaikat big: well darah u atu darah c joko. kami inda menerima anything dari c joko. so edward cullen paksa tah kami antar u ke neraka..
edward cullen: TIDAK AKU TAK PECAYEEE~

then ke neraka tia ia. baru jua kan masuk ke neraka ada tia syaitan ani.

syaitan: u lagi. eh, apakan ni. majal jua eh. cubatah insaf tah dapat jua ke syurga.
edward cullen: well me dari syurga bah, tapi ada darah joko dalam bdn me ani. inda tia kana terima. kana antar tarus ke sini.
syaitan: gerenti malaikat big punya kraja ni. sbenarnya kami pun nda accept c joko bah. sorry lah.
edward cullen: apa? ke dunia tah me balik ni?
syaitan: paksa jua kan. inda apa if u ke dunia this time gerenti inda mati. well me tau u masih mau siruk darah bini2 rite?
edward cullen: yeah..
syaitan: well, me ada recommendation untuk u. this time nada u mati2 ni. well are now one of the non-living things

tuk tak tuk tak tuk tak.... apakan tu ah ertinya ah tuk tak tuk ah? me pun.

sudh di dunia. tau u apa ia jadi? well cuba tah u teka. non-living thing, tapi isap darah bini2. well if u mau cari edward cullen masane bejuritan tu di kadai2. well u aga saja hua ho. if u teliat the word "kotex" ia udah tu c edward cullen ah. paham u? me pun. hehehehhehe

kisah edward cullen part 3 (baca part sebelum ani dulu)

2008-11-07T05:27:00.000-08:00

dengan kuasa magic, edward cullen pun turun ke bumi for the second time. ia sudah jadi vampire. well, siapa jadi vampire ani hidup durg immortal meaning live forever.

edward cullen: eh hensem me ani. nice body. mcm human me ani.
joko: eh, lawa u ani. boleh kenalan?
edward cullen (dlm hati): eh, ia lagi. lari saja eh.

so hidupnya masih jua sama mcm dulu. nampak bini2 lawa disiruk darahnya. masa ia jadi bat ia jua. nada mau insaf ia ani.

edward cullen: well, darah ani beh ah mcm coke twist plus mentos wah. nyaman jua tu.

adeh, mcm2 jua c edward cullen ani. manis manis. well, as the book called twilight said, ia jumpa bini2 ani fell in love and whatever..no need to go into the details lah. *adeh, sudah diri punya love story labih2 ya* well, the girl died tua.. tapi c edward cullen masih hidup pasal ia masih immortal *kalau twilight lain pulg endingnya* so biasalah.. edward cullen ani hidup lonely ever since.

joko: well beh, me slalu ada disisi u. jgn lupa tu.

bagi c edward cullen, no one can replace bini2 yg disukai nya. yang membari heran lah, c joko ani masih jua hidup.. astee.. nada mau mati2 nya. oleh kerana hidup lonely, heart broken, heart felt so empty like half of it has already been taken, ia pun bunuh diri.

lapas atu masuk tia edward cullen balik ke neraka..

syaitan: u lagi. nada mau branti. nada kan besangal. mua u saja. nada u ada c joko. ada c joko nada u.
edward cullen: eh maksud u joko pernah ke sini jua??
syaitan: awu, bah adang ckp psal c joko ani.

tiba-tiba.. iblis pun datang. bowh~

iblis: u lagi. nada mau besangal u ani. ngaleh me bah sebenarnya menyeksa u ani. syaitan, uruskan kan edward cullen ani.
syaitan: aite ibs.. so edward cullen, oleh kerana kami sangal meliat u lagi. we all decided to send u back to earth. well this time we inda mau u jadi bat or vampire yg lain plg.
edward cullen: well me masih mau isap darah tapi inda mau handsome. well sama lah mua me atu dengan yg lain..

so apa yg terjadi.. edward cullen pun jadi nyamuk setelah sampai ke dunia. inda batah atu baru jua kan mengisap darah orang.. kana ampas tia oleh c joko. well c edward cullen inda pulg tau yg di isapnya atu c joko pasal ia mana ada mata. ia pakai instinct nya saja. or emotions nya. whatever lah. disebabkan kana ampas plus tangan joko yg bebau, edward cullen pun mati..

this time edward cullen pun ke langit tujuh.. diliatnya cahaya di mana2.. ice cream di mana2.. biskut di mana2.. gula-gula di mana2.. nada melamine.. astee..

bersambung~

kisah edward cullen part 2 (baca part 1 dulu)

2008-11-06T17:11:00.000-08:00

well, in Islam siapa saja bunuh diri even binatang tarus ke neraka or hell. so edward cullen pun ke neraka..

edward cullen: panas neraka ani kalah masa me main bunga api masa raya lapas.
syaitan: eh edward cullen ni. what's the reason u ke sini ani?
edward cullen: umm.. u punya reason apakan?
syaitan: adeh, ditanya nya balik lagitu. kan besamseng di neraka lagi ni. me ampas u krg.

then iblis dtg.. bowh~

iblis: eh u rupanya. we've been expecting u. well apa yg u buat di dunia atu bagi me kira mulia tu di sisi me. so me bagi u first-class room di neraka.
edward cullen: nice ibs.. thanks ibs.
iblis: wait a minute...
syaitan: eh lagu pussycat dolls tu. tau u ah ibs..
iblis: eh dalam badan u ani ada joko punya blood. ani banar. no class for you ni.
edward cullen: eh mana ada. mana me pernah siruk blood joko... wait a minute..
syaitan: u pun tau jua lagu atu. manis manis.

c edward cullen pun teingat masa ya mabuk bakas minum air kelapa ah. rupanya masa ia mabuk tersiruk darah joko..

iblis: TIADA MAAF BAGIMU! HAHAHAHA!
edward cullen: tidak! aku tak percayeee!

for twenty years, edward cullen di seksa brabisly di neraka. sudah atu kana panggil tia balik c edward cullen ah.

syaitan: so how was neraka?
edward cullen: !@#$%^&*()
syaitan: andangnya tu. inda apa. me bagi u chance.
edward cullen: chan? jackie chan?
syaitan: inda me bagi u peluang untuk hidup sekali lagi di dunia.
edward cullen: iawah? nice~
syaitan: tapi u ke dunia bukan in the form of bat tapi selain dari atu.
edward cullen: bah me mau jadi vampire. i still like to suck blood u know.
syaitan: ur wish is now granted.

tidak lama kemudian...

bersambung~

kisah edward cullen part 1

2008-11-06T16:19:00.001-08:00

introduction:

edward cullen is a vampire in twilight. what was his story? how did he actually become a vampire? what did happen to edward cullen after twilight?

the story starts like this..

long time ago before edward cullen ani sebenarnya kelawar same as bat but not the same as batman which the same as dark knight. kelawar dahulunya memang samseng. liat bini2 lawa disiruk darah bini2 atu.

edward cullen: nyaman darah beh ani eh. tata~ *lapas siruk tarus pecut*

edward cullen anikan sebenarnya handsome banar. kalah me *eksen me* iatah ia sng2 saja dapat menyiruk darah bini2 bejalan, berlari, berehat, berunggau and me begurau. hehehe oleh kerana kan tiap2 hari menyiruk ganya, obese tia ia ani. meaning bukan lagi bat tapi fatbat. inda tia gana gunai c edward cullen ani.

edward cullen: joko~ u are my only hope. im hungry.

tapi c joko pun nda beguna bah edward cullen ah. fat banar jua udah tu c edward cullen ah. well nada orang beguna kan kedia, bunuh diri tia ia~ jeng jeng jeng..

bersambung...

p/s: joko ani bini2 paling bida dalam dunia based on a true story tu beh.

the addictive game and some other stuff

2008-11-06T11:28:00.000-08:00

so we, some of ppb and unknown teamless guy have been playing this game called The Sims. LAME! hahha but it is still cool. ramai kamu tau kaliah apa game ani. so yeah, instead of studying di skulah we mostly wasted our time playing this game like hell. this game has many demons than u think. Jazmi, not the unknown teamless guy, promised to bring The Sims 2 tomorrow. I hope ia ingat. and tomorrow, maybe i will sleep at ayyub's house in ayyub's room. hahah di sana kan install the expansion pack untuk The Sims ah and study additional maths like i never study before. haaha.

tadi english 1 i did the secrets topic 4. damn mudahan saja inda keluar topic. ada ada saja bah fikiran ku ah. i hope the examiner will die because ia flattered brabis kan composition that I did. haha labih2. the ending was lame something like "maybe you know her secret too. so i don't have to tell you. if did the word 'secret will be vanished. so keep these secrets between you, me and her" LAME. hahaha idealess wah.

right now liat nasib labu dan labi. siuk lah critanya. borrowed dari ayyub. manis eh ia atu. ahhaah ~achi achi buka pintu. nana balik hai pukul satu~ lastly, terrorists got TNT (TGT) LAME!!! :D

next week, nada manis

2008-11-06T05:09:00.000-08:00

so minggu dpan, bukan belakang will be gila wah tu yo! priksa nda branti. timetable ku lagi ilang. so to the o level candidates baiktah belajar. entah, aku payah kan tebelajar masa ani. banyak bah kan dipikirkan ah.

monday, 10th November,2008
MATHEMATICS (SYLLLABUS D) PAPER 2

tuesday, 11th November,2008
ADDITIONAL MATHS PAPER 1

wednesday, 12th November,2008
PHYSICS PAPER 1 & 2

thursday, 13th November,2008
ADDITIONAL MATHS PAPER 2
PRINCIPLES OF ACCOUNT PAPER 2

btw, aku tau bila exam ani dari statement of entry ku.

one more month

2008-11-05T05:26:00.003-08:00

exactly one month from now will be my birthday.

these are my wishes:

hoping to read my first birthday greeting from her. so to the guys mun kn msg aku msg pagi2. maybe midnight kana book tu.
total amount of money, $1000000. sng ku bejalan di mana2. lanja bebeh pun dapat tu.
sleepless. banyak bah brg ku kan buat ani. iatah

entah eh. nda ku tau bah apakan di buat ani. nanti lagi ku update.

Liverpool Kalah!

2008-11-02T22:58:00.001-08:00

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :D

Twilight bebeh

2008-11-02T17:48:00.000-08:00

so twilight ani kisah mengenai love story nyamuk basar aka vampire sama human bini2. catulah. semasa durg becinta mcm2 durg alami. ada buruk dan ada nda. nada yg bangas. hehehe kalau boy membaca mcm gay plg. tapi me membaca jua. gayness me pun mcm tekeluar bah. nasib jua temporary saja. mun nda BJ ur own batang eh. paham2 saja. sekarang ani durg buat movie nya dah. di puni aka brunei main masa anu 21 nubimber 2008 meaning November 21st, 2008. gambar bawah ani durg punya cast nya. actor sama actress lah tu. masa ne me kan ikutkan style rambut edward cullen ah. manis bah rambut nya ah. iatah me teikut2.

edward cullen ani yg tangah2 yg memaluk gf me ah.

p/s: to gf me yg lagi satu jgn marah. hehehehe *ketawa manja*

the 7 things I hate about you

2008-11-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

not your laugh
you didnt laugh at some of my jokes
not your hair
not your eyes
not your personality
you are too hot for me
you make me love you

Ayyub's room

2008-11-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

Right now i'm in his room. tidur sini arah rumahnya. sepatutnya aku tidur rumah nini ku plg tapi rumah c ayyub ada internet so aku ksna. ntah eh.. gila wah bilik nya ah. malas kan cakap nyamu. bejurit nyanta! ahahaha

bawah ni a few photos yg ku ambil.

gila wah tu dude

sorry k's nya nda cukup. kes keburingan.

Ngians

2008-10-31T03:14:00.000-07:00

Ak.Zul-Fikar Ikram
bin
Pg.Hj.Hamdani
bin
Pg.Mat Jair
bin
Pg.Sambas
bin
Pg.Aliuddin
bin
Pg.Abu Bakar

So ani the names on me punya bos laki side. so to anak ngians out there if sama nama kitani punya nini boy gtau me. besaudara tah tani tu. me still searching pulg nama nini boys me ani sampai Sultan Muhammad Shah jua. let the ngians re-unite for once and for all.

the 7 things I like about you

2008-10-31T03:08:00.000-07:00

your laugh
you laughed at almost all the jokes I told you
your hair
your eyes
your personality
you are hot!
you make me love you

kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 2 (baca part 1 dlu if alum baca part 2)

2008-10-29T21:02:00.000-07:00

*bunyi pinggan mangkuk katil kerusi tilam bantal meja berterbangan*

Chicken Bini: Mana tia jarum ani? Tadi ada ya.

Kebetulan C-Fox dtg ke rumah Chicken Bini masatu kan minta balik jarumnya ah.

C-Fox: Hey beh, lama nda jumpa. bekurabatan rumah u ani. ada cyclone hurricane hit u punya place kah?
Chicken Bini: Nada beh. atu bah, jarum u ah. iatah manis.
C-Fox: apa yg manis nya?
Chicken Bini: Nda, maksud me atu ilang bah jarum u ah.
C-Fox: APA??? ilang beh??? U tau brapa me membali jarum emas atu. dari China lagi tu.
Chicken Bini: Bukannya satu kan? Eh apakan, maksud u harganya kah? hehe mana me tau.
C-Fox: Me bukan main2 ni. Baik u cari sampai dapat! mun nda relationship tani mcm c-jon sama mijj ni. tapi nada break sebulan psl me and u mana ada exams.
Chicken Bini: Sorry lah beh, me mana jua sengaja. sorry wah.
C-Fox: Sorry naik truck! eh, maksud me sorry naik lorry! nda apa me bagi u satu jam untuk u mencari jarum atu. paham u? me pun. *sambil menjeling lalu keluar dari rumah Chicken Bini*

Chicken Bini: LAI! OH LAI!
Chicks tiga ekong: Kenapa meh?
Chicken Bini: Anu u hati mulia dgni mencari jarum C-Fox. U two yg suka ngurat liat liati C-Fox.
Chicks tiga ekong: YES MA'AM!

Sejam kemudian.

C-Fox: Bah mana tia jarum ah?
Chicken Bini: Alum lagi dapat beh. Give me more time.
C-Fox: Adeh, diberi paha mahu lagi batis. Sorry lah beh, tiada maaf bagi u.

Sejak kejadian itu, semua keturunan ayam pun masih mencari jarum emas atu sampai ari ani. iatah when u liat ayam, slalu tu mcm mematuk tanah ah. sbenarnya durg atu mencari jarum emas atu. while semua keturunan musang suka makan ayam psalnya jarum emas nini durg alum bebalikkan. astee~

the end.

bah Chicken Bini and chicks, thanks eh for the lakonan u all ah. Bah chicks, jgn malu2 makan tah.
Chicks: Yea~

what is it?

2008-10-29T11:10:00.000-07:00

last year, 2007.

me: doctor, what is it?
doctor: it's hard to explain. i can only say this, there's something missing in your body.
me: whats that suppose to mean?
doctor: sooner or later u will find the cause of this sickness. don't come to me until you discover the cause.

now, 2008

so i've been having this so-called sickness since last year. its like almost one year now and im still searching the cause. currently, im having my o level exams. everytime i went into the exam hall, the sickness just simply cured. but how? and why? thats when i realized there's like a hole in my body. was it because of bacteria in my body releasing acid and started to destroy the surrounding just like what happen when you have a tooth decay. but this tooth decay was right in my chest. chest? was it the ribcage? lungs? veins? arteries? after that, ive been reading biology notes chapters 7 and 8. those chapters were about human circulation system and respiration. ive read those chapters like hundreds of times already but still couldn't find the cause. now the hole is getting deeper. what is it, doctor? what is it? but at least i found the cure. but when i went to the exam hall with no one around, the sickness did not cure. but how? and why? so i looked through my biology notes for one last time. there i found out an organ right in my chest. how could i miss that part? now the first question that ive been asking myself is now answered. the answer is simple, love. now, i also know the missing part in my body, my heart. now, i also know about the cure, its because of her.

the end.

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2008-10-29T05:32:00.001-07:00

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kisah musang dengan chicken bini. part 1

2008-10-29T03:57:00.001-07:00

starring:

the chicken bini. black feathered with red beak
.

the chick. anak yg berhati mulia.

and the other two chicks. suka ngurat chicks mcm c shahmi homo.

synopsis: once upon a time, there was a fox named C-Fox and a hen called Chicken Bini. bisdurg ani tinggal di satu kawasan yg indah. manis tmpat nya atu. so me called that place Manis. everyday, bisdurg ani lived happily, saling tolong menolong to each other. relationship durg ani kirakan mcm "zeerul sama syidah" bukan "jon sama mijj" eh. astee. one fine day, dtg tia Chicken Bini ani ke rumah C-Fox. Chicken Bini ani ada hajat kan ditanya arah C-Fox.

Chicken Bini: Beh, me dgr u ada imported jarum emas dari China?
C-Fox: Awu beh. kenapakan?
Chicken Bini: Nada papa beh. sebenarnya me kan minjam jarum u atu. me dgr jarum emas ani dpt menjahit baju kurung sepuluh pasang sehari.
C-Fox: Oh, u kan menjahit kah? Untuk raya kah? manis u ani. ok lah me minjam kan lah arah u. jgn ilang ah. *sambil memberi jarum emas kepada Chicken Bini*
Chicken Bini: Thanks beh eh, me owe u one. btw jarum ani nada melamine kan? Tau tah u masa ani, prodak dari China ani be-melamine kaliah.
C-Fox: iakah? nada me tau eh. astee
Chicken Bini: astee. nda u baca Media Diamond kah? banyak kaliah psl melamine. psl stalker pun ada.
C-Fox: rupanya beh, u ani pandai membaca. baru me tau. *sambil ketawa manja*

lapas atu, Chicken Bini pun balik ke rumahnya. dtg ke rumah tarus tia men-test jarum atu sama iodine solution. nasib jua nda turns blue black. mun awu, ada tia melamine nya ah. so ever since ia terdapt jarum atu. menjahit tia gnya. tiba-tiba...

bersambung...

macam mana kan jadi pro stalker mcm me

2008-10-29T01:14:00.000-07:00

semakin hari semakin banyak stalker di brunei ani.. atu lah yg me baca arah Media Diamond *kes nda tebali media permata". tapi mostly nya kedapatan lah yg stalker atu.. alum pro lah tu ertinya. bukan mcm me. me ani boleh lah dikira pro. jgn risau bebs, me ada tips untuk u all. share2 ah. jgn berabut. hehehe.

mula mula u masukkan ruti paun sama perencah kari QBB. eh salah, atu resipi ruti paun masak kari yg me liat arah rampai pagi tadi pagi ni. ish ish ish.

sebenarnya u bebs mesti ada perasaan curious terhadap bebs lain. paham u? me pun. tapi jgn terlampau curious jua, kata orang mukanya putih ckp "curiousity killed the cat" paham u? me pun. so as u bebs feeling curious, jalan jalan tah ke sana sini. jgn ke rumah me eh.. hehehe. then if u bebs tjumpa something weird ambil gambar atu tarus. tapi u bebs mesti ingat.. ni nah tips nya ah, awal2 ambil gambar dari jauh mcm gambar di bawah.

gambar ani msa me di skool me. msatu me kan otw ke 'restoran kantin jual makanan dan minuman'. andangnya panjang tu nama restoran skool me. makanan nya pun panjang2. astee. btw during stalking mesti pakai jacket even though panas. jacketnya mesti ada hood. paham u? me pun. so u bebs punya next is to take the picture closer mcm gambar bawah ani.

tapi meba'i heran jua tu ah. lelaki sama lelaki bejalan sama2. hmm.. me wonder kn kemna durg ani merayau. hmm.. *btw, everytime me buat "hmm" ertinya me bepikir* next is to ikut saja wherever they are going. mcm me rupanya durg kan ke library.. tapi sama2?? heran. sungguh mengherankan. pastu ambil tia gambar durg atu. jgn buang masa.

astee, buka kan pintu untuk si baju pe lagi tu.. so manis. astee. then ikut sja kedalam. this is where the part stalker kana patan. tapi u bebs mesti act cool k. baca saja conversation berikutnya ah. see how cool i was.

baju pe guy: manis u ani, rupanya u ani ikutkan us all the time.
me: nadalah.

apamcm? cool kan me atu. astee. so part ani u bebs mesti not sure sama ada durg tau or not bahawa u ani stalking durg. so awal2 eksen ambil gambar durg. and then when they sadar barutah u ambil kesempatan. part anitah where they start to think u bebs fkir ambil gambar durg for fun and thats when they start to pose. in me punya case mcm gambar di bawah ani durg mcm candid. paham u? me pun.

astee.. rupanya durang ani.. paham paham saja mun laki2 bedua2an di library. hehehe *ketawa manja*

btw, sebenarnya me ambil gambar ani kelmarin pulg. pham u? mun paham oklah. *kenapa? u pkir me kan buat "me pun"*

lost and never found

2008-10-28T00:50:00.000-07:00

so me ani tadi main big 2. then masa me checked beg me ilang bah something. hmm.. gambar bawah ani barang yang me keilangan..

thanks eh. andangnya me ani kaya slalu bawa sribu ke skulah.. hehehe *ketawa manja* so if u bebs tjumpa contact me ah.. me mau liat saja.. if u tjumpa me bagi gambar bawah ani.. hhehe *ketawa manja lagi*

EKSEN ME! HEHEHEHE *KETAWA MANJA*

random

2008-10-27T03:07:00.000-07:00

tadi pagi me bangun at about 5am or labih. lupa me. my mom plg yg bangunkan. lapas atu me tarus belajar bahasa melayu.. hmm.. then cleaned me punya body, pakai baju then go to school. lalala..

sampai sana me jumpa kawan me form five lah, gab sama c syahmi.. and c nazirul.. yeah kawan me tu.. anyways, me and them ckp lah psl bm ani and all.. then have exam.. before exam kabak2 hati me maybe psl nada the perfect thing.. thats why mcm rasa incomplete.. hehe then dtg tya the perfect thing. me pun gembira lah. semangat me trus jawab exam ah.. fyi me pilih soalan satu for paper one.. for paper two me pilih soalan satu, dua and empat.. boleh dikatakan easier lah dari exam sebelum ani. otw keluar me tdgr c zeerul ckp ia siap sudah bm paper2 and masih ada 15 mins left. lala punya lala.. ptg me ada poa lagi paper1.. boring eh.. maksud me buat blog ani ah.. hmm

after poa.. biasa buang masa ke library.. tadi nada curahan hati from the bebs so me sabar saja. apakan. anyways, me balik at 5pm or labih. lupa me. sampai rumah me bagi makan ayam.. maksud me ayam atu me bagi makan.. paham u? me pun. while me doing it, my mom ajar to bagi makanannya arah tangan supaya ayam me atu jinak.. hmm.. tapi i dont know me pun buat lah jua apa yg my mom ckp. so the ayam pun ambil makanannya arah tangan me atu.. cool lah.. btw.. me punya ayam ani ada lima ekong.. dua ekong basar udah yg the mummy and daddy.. durg ani ada children 3 buting.. damit masihlah..

so msane me kan cari ilham untuk me punya next komik.. still editing me punya blog.

Hacker

2008-10-26T08:04:00.000-07:00

actually before this post was just for fun. tapi the cerita are actually true from the bottom of my heart. gila, rupanya sng buat blog ani. before this i asked jon cana buat blog ani, how to start and all.. complicated bah instructions nya.. many things to type and all..skit lagi jadi hacker. kan ku hack sudah tu bank BIBD ah skali tutup tia jua lol. tapi aku dapat hack c jon punya gmail nya along with his passwords! Thanks Jon. Fyi, jon ani ambuk bah. tapinya org panggil ia munkey. nda tau kenapa.

ada bah game hacker ani. siuk lah. pc game, lupaku namanya. hacker kali namanya. cool lah gamenya atu mcm u can hack some banks and transfer their money to your account. nda cool kan tu? hmm.. but then until level 2 i got stuck. maybe the game got stuck or the pc. i dont know, it depends.

2mrw bm paper 1 and 2. then poa paper 1. mudahan tah sng amin~. ada plg blajar dikit2 lama2 jadi bukit =D so malam yg indah ini, this is where I stop. Still editing my blog.

Sejarah...

2008-10-26T07:42:00.003-07:00

Msa my mom kandungkan me, my mom naik haji. kira me ani betapuk dalam parut my mom supaya nda kana patan oleh the kastam pasalnya masatu me mana ada passport. astee. if u mau call me haji boleh jua. tapi kenapa nda my mom kana panggil haji ah? hmm..

anyways, masa me kana lahirkan ialah 3:15pm. haribulannya 5 disember,1992. me masih ingat hari atu hari rabu. nda plg me ingat, surat beranak me yg ngingati me. iatah at about 5.25pm lahir tia jua c dina. if u nda tau ia sebenarnya ia ani ada pink cheeks thats why ayen ada crush arahnya. hehehe.

awal2, me tinggal di flat airport lama. lama lah sudah tu ertinya. my mom ckp tempat atu dulunya airport lama brunei. iatah kana panggil flat airport lama. paham u? me pun. then i dont know about 11 years later, me sama keluarga me pindah ke sg.hanching. ramai org ckp tmpt atu bau hanching. tapi nda jua. kalau di skulah kawan2 me slalu plg ucap me bau hanching. ntah2 kawan2 me atu tinggal di sg.hanching tu. hmm...

before me lahir, me punya keluarga tinggal di kg.kianggeh, sana atu ramai ngians tinggal di sana. me pikir nda ampit kali tidur di sana tapi my mom pernah gtau me yg me pernah tidur sana. barangkali maksud my mom tidur sana sja bah not tinggal di sana. paham u? me pun.

dari damit me kana panggil ayai. entah nda me tau kenapa me kana panggil ayai. maybe dulu2 nya msa me damit slalu kana panggil alai. but then alai ani mcm typical sudah kan. so maybe thats why they all called me ayai. kalau di skulah me kana panggil nama arah ic. nya org nama gelaran ani nda famous. ntah lah.

atu sebenarnya sejarah me lah.. yang benar dan banar

introduction

2008-10-26T05:48:00.000-07:00

so this is my first post. yeah my first blog ever. so my first post will be the coolest. reading may lead to boredom. totally 100% english. yeah english like england. yeah. so the next post or the next next will be not cool but cool. yeah.